Leading up until the New Year we'll be unloading the best and worst lists of 2008 from all of Bloody-Disgusting's official reviewers. Beyond the break you can check out BC's Best Horror Films of 2008, with lists from David Harley, Ryan Daley and myself coming soon. Click here to keep up with the full year in review and also feel free to post your thoughts below, or at our forum's Top 10 of 2008 forum thread.
2008 was a rollercoaster year for horror fans. The only bona fide hit was The Strangers, and it’s no coincidence that it was one of the few films of the year that was not a remake, a sequel, or based on anything else that came before (those of you who say it is a remake of Them – shut up. I don’t recall Liv Tyler running into the goddamn sewer for no reason). And two of the best horror films in ages came along, neither from the US. We saw films get buried by their own studios (Midnight Meat Train and Repo from Lionsgate; Trick R Treat by Warner Bros), while pointless nonsense like Shutter and One Missed Call get treated with 2000+ screen releases. And the remakes! Remakes of movies no one has been able to see yet (Quarantine), remakes with new endings that render the movie pointless (The Eye), and remakes that got so reworked that the original’s creators no longer needed to be given credit (Prom Night, April Fool’s Day).
There was also a movie about a Finnish metal band dressed up like monsters and running around a hospital.
Granted, it would have been hard to live up to 2007, which saw a record number of high quality films (The Mist, Hatchet, Grindhouse...), but even so, 2008 ranks as a disappointment overall, because so many of the films listed below (good and bad) weren’t even given a wide release, which just put everyone in a bummed mood. Let’s hope My Bloody Valentine and Friday the 13th manage to bring audiences back to theaters so more distributors will take a chance on our beloved genre.
NOTE – I only count films that were made available to US audiences in 2008 (not counting film festival screenings, which is why Trick R Treat, as great as it is, does not make the list). All of the following top 10/bottom 10 movies are available on DVD and/or are playing in general (if not wide) release in theaters.
Very little about The Ruins suggested a watchable film: a WB-ish cast, the tired “American tourists get killed” premise, and... talking trees? Yet, this was one lean and mean movie, with (mostly) smart characters and a surprisingly hard R attitude (including the increasingly rare onscreen death of a child). Hell, even the talking trees weren’t a problem. Of course, it tanked.
9. BABY BLUES
If Ruins was ballsy for killing one anonymous kid early on, then what can you call Baby Blues, which is essentially a slasher movie version of an Andrea Yates-style crime? Some have called for the head of writer/directors Lars E. Jacobson and Amardeep Kaleka for their unthinkable crime of making a horror film about a realistic tragedy and not pulling any punches while doing it, as if making a genuinely upsetting horror movie once in a while is a bad thing. I, on the other hand, laud them, and look forward to their future projects.
8. SPLINTER
If the movie had bigger stars, then I can guarantee that Splinter would have been given a wide release. It’s an old fashioned “people band together to fight off a monster while trapped somewhere” crowd pleaser, with a pretty original monster and an incredibly likable group of people (even the resident asshole is pretty charming). If Toby Wilkins hadn’t been so shaky-cam/rapid fire edit happy when it came to showing the monster, this one would place even higher, but as a consolation prize to him, I will give his upcoming Grudge sequel a chance.
7. DOOMSDAY
So Doomsday didn’t have a single original idea in the entire film. What of it? Neil Marshall made it pretty clear that he wanted to essentially make a movie comprised out of scenes/characters from his favorite movies (Escape from NY, Road Warrior, Aliens), and that’s exactly what he did. Me and the 23 other people who went to see it during its theatrical run had a blast watching it; it’s a shame that everyone else was too busy complaining that it wasn’t original to realize that that was part of the point.
6. RE-CYCLE
The Pang brothers are a frustrating pair. When they’re on, they’re REALLY on, as judged from The Eye 2 and now Re-Cycle, a superior blend of fantasy and horror, with some truly amazing visuals and sets to boot (I implore you to watch this one on Blu-ray if you can). But they also made one of the year’s worst films (Bangkok Dangerous), which makes me wonder if their successes are a fluke or if their style simply doesn’t work in the American studio system.
5. MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN
“Midnight Meat Train is the best Clive Barker movie since Hellraiser!” Wouldn’t that have sounded awesome on a TV spot or a poster? Well, too bad Lionsgate sunk all their money into a lame Saw sequel and *snicker* The Spirit, instead of promoting this gory and suspenseful adaptation from Ryuhei Kitamura. The film has one of the best kill scenes in recent memory, and its own studio robbed fans of being able to see it on the big screen. Whatever. Just make sure you buy the DVD, not settle for its constant airing on (Lionsgate supported) Fearnet.
4. THE STRANGERS
I went to see The Strangers, and even with parking and waiting around, I was home two hours later. That’s because Bryan Bertino is smart enough to avoid needless subplots and random supporting characters to pad out a film. So instead of a 100 minute film that could be shorter, we have a near-perfect 80 minute nail-biter that keeps Liv Tyler’s night of terror front and center for almost the entire running time. The fact that it was a huge success at the box office (it kicked Speed Racer’s ass!) gave me hope that non-sequel/remake horror still had a chance.
3. REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA
If you look at this list, you might notice the irony that Repo and Meat Train, both Lionsgate releases buried by new president Joe Drake, are sandwiching The Strangers, which Drake produced at his old job at Rogue. Unlike Meat Train though, Repo has become a bona fide phenomenon (as much as a film can be when it is released on 7 screens and the director has to promote it out of his own pocket). When Darren Bousman and writer/star Terrance Zdunich took the film on a “road tour” across the US, they sold out every single show, prompting a 2nd tour of equal success. Just think how much it might have made if it had been given even a more traditional limited release (i.e. a few hundred screens, and actually being promoted by the studio). Luckily, LG made one good decision regarding the film, offering a Blu-ray release for the countless number of people who didn’t get a chance to see this truly original and crowd-pleasing genre mashup on the big screen.
2. LET THE RIGHT ONE IN
Cloverfield would have been on this list if Matt Reeves hadn’t pissed me off by singing on to write and direct an insta-remake of Let The Right One In, the beautiful and damn near perfect Swedish film that is still in (a few) theaters. I can buy the reason to remake older films; but the only reason to remake this one is so we can have it in English, which means that the studio behind it is essentially calling us illiterate morons. The film has a universal appeal; there is nothing about it that an American audience wouldn’t be able to identify with. Hell, the Italian language Life Is Beautiful did huge business, and that was about the Holocaust!
1. INSIDE
Inside is actually a combination of a lot of the movies on this list. It’s foreign (French to be exact), it’s short (not EVEN 80 minutes, and the R rated cut is only 70!), it shouldn’t be watched by expectant mothers, and... once again, it didn’t get an acceptable release. At least Repo and some of the others got a limited theatrical, but Inside didn’t even get that much. Instead, it went direct to DVD earlier in the year after playing some festivals in 2007. However, it plays just as well at home (if not better, since it’s entirely set in the main character’s house). La Femme (“The Woman”) is the best movie psycho in ages, and despite all of the gore (this is one of the bloodiest movies I’ve ever seen), there is actually a heart to it all, with a reveal that while not completely surprising, is definitely interesting and unexpectedly moving. Let’s just hope that whatever Alexandre Bustillo and Julien Maury do next (they were briefly attached to H2, before Zombie once again reneged on his word and came back) lives up to this film’s promise.
Honorable Mentions
Feast II, The Substitute, Cloverfield, The Cottage, Spiral
This list is even better than Tim's! Mostly because you included The Ruins and The Strangers, which were my top 2 favorite horror movies this year (as usual, I still haven't seen most of the foreign movies).
the ruins and the strangers both sucked. and who would even waste their time looking at the other trash. real horror movies are jason, micheal, freddy and leatherface i would rather see a million sequels to these then those other movies that don't even come out in theater.
It´s a really shame that Cloverfield isn´t on the list, it is number one in my top ten; also including "The Strangers", "[REC]" (which opened in September here in Argentina, thank GOD!!) and "The Ruins" which was surprisingly bumped to DVD...
I've heard good things about Baby Blues, I got to watch it. And for Strangers, I'm putting my foot down, it sucks. Everyone needs to see Splinter, I think that made my list too.
The Strangers is actually a fairly decent movie ruined by the fact that it made its point well before the ending. Cloverfield, I thought, was easily one of the best movies of the year, horror or not.
it's amazing how your list could be even worse than Tim's....You seriously like the Ruins? The Strangers? Midnight Meat Train? Wow...It really was a bad year for horror. Atleast we got a few gems like Let the Right One In.
2 Cheap Shots on Halloween remake from both the best and worst movie section. Coming from a website that promoted Twilight like it was the next coming of Jesus Christ. Fags.
Damn good list overall. Again, however, Let the Right One In is Hands down the best film of the year and i feel Eden Lake was anything but annoying to watch and was not an easy movie to sit through. I Loved It! Inside is a good choice second on my list. I am so glad you put Re_Cycle on there. I agree about the Pang Brothers and thought this film tought provoking and visually stunning. Also nice to see Baby Blue make the list, but where the Hell is REC!
The strangers was one of the worst movies I saw this year. At no point was I actually concerned for the life and safety of liv Tylers characters even as the knife was plunged into her stomach. Even Saw V was better than that piece of crap.
I wholeheartedly agree with "Inside" and "Let the Right One in," both masterful films. I already have "Inside" on DVD, now I'm just waiting for "Let the Right One in." I have very low expectations for Matt "incompetent" Reeves' remake of "Let the Right One in." Cloverfield sucked hard and was purely a marketing gimmick. I blame Reeves and J.J. Abrams for the terrible Cloverfield.
But what about the french film "Martyrs"? I CANNOT WAIT to own Martyrs on DVD next February!! I've been waiting for Martyrs forever!!
Also, I look forward to "Eden Lake" which I heard is fantastic! Now I just have to wait to purchase both Martyrs and Eden Lake, uncut.
Let's hope 2009 brings us a few great horror films.
Doomsday sucked with the exception of the 90 minute mark when it became Road Warrior. Just because it is what the director said it would be, does not make it good. (and I loved Dog Soldiers and The Descent).
I have to agree with people that say "The Strangers" is on of the worst horror film of the year, 90 minutes of noises and banging on the walls, CRAP. However I agree that "Inside" is number a winner.
Strangers and the Ruins were the worst movies I've seen this year. I agree with Doomsday and I liked Inside but notthe best of the year. Zombie Strippers should be on this list...oh wait thats right BD doesnt employee real horror fans anymore.
Zombie Strippers??? come on man... let's not get crazy here. Jay Lee needs to go make a real socio-political drama if he cares so deeply about such things, instead of awkwardly forcing them into horror movies (see his previous film THE SLAUGHTER for the same thing, albeit not as decent as ZS). As for Eden Lake, it was good, but after Them, The Strangers, and last year's Storm Warning and Timber Falls, I just felt I had seen it all before. Plus the part where she hid in a tub of shit just didn't make any goddamn sense at all and ruined the movie for a while for me. To all those who liked the list tho - thanks! Rare I get any love round here... :). Sorry so many of you hate The Strangers.
Finally somebody else who likes The Strangers! It seems that, generally, people like it. But as soon as you come online there's a whole bunch of haters. Glad to see that somebody else likes it too.
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