Wow that sounds like Oscar worthy scripting right there... God this film is going to suck. Oh look.. It's hole. I'm gonna stick my hand in there, dig around see whats inside. Surely it's full of treasure or candy or something cool like that. CHICK: "The bed is named Jason" DUDE "I've never fucked you on top of a Jason before.." DUDE: "Hold a tick. I think I found something... It feels like hair and cold dead rotten flesh, maybe it's candy!" CHICK: "Ahhhh, it's a head!!!" DUDE: "Are you sure??? They come with bodies under them this one doesn't have that" CHICK:"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" DUDE: "Why are you still screaming?"
CHICK: "I chipped a toenail, something came out of the floor and nicked it. I spent some serious daddy cash on the koreans to get these looking this good."
DUDE: "Hey something just hit me in my hand it hurts and stuff. Ouuuuccchhhh. Wait Machettes are strong enough to go through floor board from underneat. Even I'm not that dumb?"