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12 Bloody Days of Christmas: Day 8 ‘Top 10 Potential Holiday Weapons’

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Why is it that Christmas is littered with sharp, inventive and downright dangerous decorations? I can think of a million different ways for a serial killer to murder someone with a string of lights alone. Add in some candles, a couple of broken bulbs, and even Hanukkah’s Star of David and there could be some serious bloodshed during the days leading up to December 25th. On the eighth day of Christmas, Bloody-Disgusting gave to me – “Top 10 Potential Holiday Weapons.”

Day 1: Creepy Christmas Traditions
Day 2: Christmas Characters Gone Wrong
Day 3: Horrifying Holiday Decorations
Day 4: Twisted Yuletide Tales
Day 5: The Nightmare Before Christmas
Day 6: Creepy Christmas Movies
Day 7: Terrifying Toys
Day 8: Top 10 Potential Holiday Weapons
Day 9: Horror’s New Year’s Resolutions
Day 10: Top Picks for the New Year
Day 11: Ghosts of Christmas
Day 12: Happy Horror Holidays

Day 8: Top 10 Potential Holiday Weapons
10. BARGAIN HUNTERS

Laugh. Go on, I know you want to. Black Friday may be the start of the holiday shopping season, but it’s also a retailer’s worst nightmare. The financial benefits may be the lone perk out of this day of excess. Not only do cashiers, stock boys and merchandisers have to deal with attitude-prone shoppers, there’s also the fact that people have physically harmed others. This year, in Maryland, a woman was actually choked over a digital camera. I kid you not. Not to mention the poor guy that died at Wal*Mart a couple of years back. Talk about killer bargains.

9. STARS

Stars are weapons with or without the holidays. Sharp, pointed, large- they have the potential to be a really awesome murder weapon in a future horror flick.

8. REINDEER

First, they have out of control horns. Those things are gigantic, not to mention sharp. They could easily rival a star. But what’s scary about a reindeer is that they’re an animal; unpredictable, wild. Just ask this reporter- though this clip could be mistaken for a rape, not an attack.

7. FRUITCAKE

If it’s anything like the fruitcake my mother used to have around the house at Christmas, you could easily throw that thing through a window. Or bash in someone’s skull.

6. SNOWMEN

Snowmen can be pretty dangerous. Not only can they be taken over by the demonic soul of a serial killer, but you can easily turn them into an awesome distraction in a bloody to the death snowball fight!

5. CANDLES

Fire can easily ruin anything- houses, skin, cars. Christmas is full of candles…

4. MISTLETOE

Some varieties of mistletoe are actually poisonous. If your roommate reminds you of Norman Bates, I’d make sure that green thing is still hanging above the door and not sunk somewhere in your teacup.

3. CANDY CANES

Looking at a candy cane, I’m sure a serial killer or your average psycho could easily come up with some interesting ways to turn it into a weapon. Sharpening the ends, using those life-sized yard decorations to his advantage; the possibilities are endless.

2. BROKEN ORNAMENTS

This struck me as an awesome weapon because of Home Alone. Imagine how horrendous that must feel to step on broken ornaments backed by a hardwood floor. Actually, now that I think about it, just about everything in Home Alone could count as an awesome holiday weapon.

1. CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

Directly, indirectly, whichever way you hang it, CHRISTMAS LIGHTS are, by far, the most dangerous Christmas decoration around. I’ve heard of everything from hanging deaths, to falling deaths, to electrocution. It’s no joke- those cool light displays can literally take the life out of you.

(I’d also give it the number one spot on my top ten list of ways to prank your neighbor at Christmas, if such a list existed.)

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‘The Vampire Lestat’ Concert Event Launches New Season With The Ultimate Expression Of Fandom

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Beacon Theatre's The Vampire Lestat Marquee The Vampire Lestat Concert

There are thousands of passionate fans decked out in gothic chic and champing at the bit like feral creatures. They’re screaming for Lestat, a legendary vampire-turned-rock star, as if the entire crowd has been glamored into submission.

The entire experience is magic, but not because some supernatural thrall has been activated. What’s going on is even more special. It’s the power of the effusive fandom that’s been authentically assembled by AMC’s sublime Immortal Universe, namely Anne Rice’s Interview with the Vampire, now, The Vampire Lestat.

The Vampire Lestat is far from the first Anne Rice adaptation, and it’s not as if there’s been a lack of erotic vampire material for audiences to sink their teeth into. On June 2nd, during a one-night-only spectacle, New York City’s prestigious Beacon Theatre shook from Sam Reid’s bravado performance and an audience full of adoring fans who had already memorized Lestat’s songs.

It’s clear that The Vampire Lestat just hits differently than its predecessors. It’s become more than just a TV series at this point, and this opulent display of ego, swagger, and pure sex is the perfect way to premiere the new season and give back to the fans who helped make Interview with the Vampire/The Vampire Lestat such a breakout success. It’s exactly the sort of hyperbolized hedonism that would make Lestat cackle.

The Vampire Lestat Rolling Stone Cover

For all intents and purposes, AMC has successfully created the illusion that this concert/premiere is just one of the many destinations on Lestat and his band’s 54-stop tour that is simultaneously playing out on this season of television. It’s such a sophisticated and thorough level of interactive fan engagement that the audience doesn’t just understand, but also manages to accentuate through its involvement.

It’s a level of seamless synergy that’s not unlike the give-and-take relationship of vampire and victim. 

Before the concert started,LeStanswere sitting in the Beacon and flipping through a fake Rolling Stone issue with Lestat emblazoned on the cover, complete with interviews with the undead frontman inside. Other fans were admiring the vinyl pressing of Lestat’s EP as they walked past a section of undead band merch. Fandom and fantasy blur together, and it all becomes this elaborate, immersive experience. Fan celebration, erotic gothic fantasy, and a lavish rock concert transform into one beautiful thing.

To this point, AMC Global Media’s Chief Content Officer and President of AMC Studios, Dan McDermott, introduced the event by reiterating to fans,You are the heartbeat of the series.That’s abundantly clear on nights like this as that heartbeat collectively pulses to this performance. In terms of how AMC engages with The Vampire Lestat’s fans, it’s as bold a reinvention as the season itself.

This intuitive gamble speaks to AMC’s creativity in this department and a fandom that is eager to seize such opportunities. It’s the same innovation that led to zombie walks for The Walking Dead and real-life Los Pollos Hermanos restaurant pop-ups from Breaking Bad. It’s a great way to pump up the audience for The Vampire Lestat and then maintain that enthusiasm for the whole season.

The Vampire Lestat's Sam Reid as Lestat at Beacon Theatre.

For most series, a rocknroll concert just doesn’t make any sense as a promotional tool. The Vampire Lestat finds itself in a very unique position where it can deliver an excellent concert at an iconic theater, but also use it to showcase The Vampire Lestat’s music by Daniel Hart (who was shredding on stage alongside Reid and the rest of their band) and, more than anything, Sam Reid’s endless charisma.

The way in which Reid feeds off of the crowd’s energy, modulating his performance and giving different sections of the Beacon life, is a perfect distillation of the series’ thoughtful relationship with its audience and how it’s become such a breakout success for AMC. AMC Studios President Dan McDermott emphasized that the fans are the reason that the show is still here and why an event like this is even possible. It’s rare to see a series in which every single cog in the machine is so perfectly attuned to its fans. Reid’s fans already cheer whenever they see him, so why not translate that to a concert setting?

It’s clear in this season of television that Reid was born to be a rock star, but it’s surreal to see him effortlessly command the stage — and the audience — at every step of the concert. He recites Shakespeare monologues and bitches out Armand between songs, all while the audience screams in support. For the duration of this concert, Reid is Lestat, and he’s given thousands of fans a memory that’s as immortal as any vampire.

Now bring on the encore and get this show on the road!

 

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