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BD Review: Safe Choice Makes 'New Moon' a Major Dud
Thursday, November 19, 2009


By: MrDisgusting
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As many of you know I thought Twilight was passable, not good, not bad, but passable. Somewhere along the way to releasing The Twilight Saga: New Moon, they lost even me. Missing multiple screening opportunities, I sent BD's own Chris Eggertsen, who appears to have the same feelings I had for the franchise. "...the producers went with Weitz, the safe choice, and now they have a major dud on their hands. I can only hope that young fans of the series will stay home this time. But I’m not naïve. It’ll be a blockbuster, damn it." Click the title above to read his in depth review and check back here at midnight to post your own review and tell all of BD what YOU thought.



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flesheater123
1:50pm, November 19, 2009

LOL whatever, i am seeing it still don't want to. But I am seeing with my friend, and shes a girl so w/e. And muse is in the soundtrack so that makes it kick ass. Even with the first one hearing muse was fuckin cool


Horror_Luva
2:52pm, November 19, 2009

I'm being dragged to this on Sunday... fml


Klepto4
2:58pm, November 19, 2009

Not at all surprised by this, I still think the first is probably so light weight, I'll be floating around me living room whilst watching it. That's if I do as I still haven't seen it lol Get all the ladeez watching "The Mist" or even "Martyrs" lol


DreamWave
3:52pm, November 19, 2009

Should make for a fantastic Comedy! Anyways decent review, never got into how hilarious and cheesy this film is supposed to be though which was dissapointing. Rotten Tomatoes had a fantastic review which ripped this movie apart nicely ;p Actually there are a ton. This movie is worse than the original, is that even possible?lol


Movie Tyrant
4:11pm, November 19, 2009

Oh, my God! Really?!


gutmuncher
4:19pm, November 19, 2009

While Im not a fan of this series...book or movies, but whatever floats your boat. I'll give you the nod on a well written review though.


DreamWave
4:27pm, November 19, 2009

it's funny how alot of girls see Robert Pattinson. In Twilight and New Moon they think Robert P is 'Hotttt'(lol, that's how they say it) but in real life he looks like an average guy, which i agree with...He does look older than he is as well outside the movies but he does have this classical unique look to him in the movies at least. but it doesn't matter in this case. And oh yes, i'll be renting NewMoon on DVD just have a good laugh and to cringe in my seat ;p


Justin_Voorhees
4:28pm, November 19, 2009

you thought the first one was passable...now I can't take any review from you seriously ever again. FUCK TWILIGHT.


ILikeToKill
4:35pm, November 19, 2009

I told my wife that she can see it by herself and if she wanted me to go watch this she would have to do anal. Needless to say I am not going, but I already knew that. Point is that I just like my wife never doing anal, I will never watch the Twilight series. The series is atrocious and downright gay.


cjhorrorfan13
4:50pm, November 19, 2009

i cant wait im seeing it the midnight showing!


rbk
4:59pm, November 19, 2009

I will not be watching this...and I can't believe this movie is even being seriously discussed here.


theshape826
5:12pm, November 19, 2009

id rather kill myself than watch this garbage


rusted31
5:30pm, November 19, 2009

OK. All this Twilight wankfest support has to stop now. It's confirmed, not only by BD but just about every review. New Moon is shit mormon proaganda. A horror movie with no blood. A romance with no sex. Leave this shit at MTV and be done with it.


Mykill Diablo
5:32pm, November 19, 2009

that was a very well written review by Chris Eggertsen and he gave it a fair score it seems.


DreamWave
5:46pm, November 19, 2009

Anybody who says they like Twilight or are excited about NewMoon are either stupid Teenage girls or People with horrible taste in movies. Seriously if you're a guy and like Twilight, hell even a girl it shows how immature u are


prettyboi_1030
5:51pm, November 19, 2009

wow...i dont get why do0 u review movies thar not even horror? i mean seriously Twilight 2:New Moon thats horror? just cause it has vampires doesnt make horror? same goes for Clash of the Titans? i still dont why you put non horror movies on your website? but its all its your site whatever floats your boatt


Trioxin83
6:14pm, November 19, 2009

haha! i knew throwing in the mexican werewolf west side gang wouldnt do a thing for it!


americangods
6:45pm, November 19, 2009

I agree with prettyboi, its not horror. I'm curious now as to whether BD also covered crap like The Little Vampire back in the day just because it had vampires in it.


korollocke
6:48pm, November 19, 2009

Love how Mr disgusting is back peddling his ass on this. (s)He went on and on about how great the director was, how much he loved the story, how much he was looking forward to wacking off watching this in the theater; and now he says it sucks...


Kaname Tousen
6:48pm, November 19, 2009

...my friend is being dragged to it tonight


disanti
7:02pm, November 19, 2009

Um...anyone who thinks that this was going to do anything but suck a fat dildo is an idiot. These books are horrible and these movies are even worse...ban and burn this shit.


DreamWave
7:28pm, November 19, 2009

Mr. D's opinion on Twilight is hilarious. Saying it's passable and not bad? It was god awful...Film making at its worst, teenagers at their worst, lame vampires who sparkle in the sun, no gore, no tension, boring characters, unintentionaly funny, hilariously akward and shitty romance...I means seriously...a Vampire pedifile who's over 100 years old trying to get with some teenage selfish emo bitch...Passable my ass. Twilight gets a 0/10...There's NOTHING positive to say about it.


DreamWave
7:30pm, November 19, 2009

And really, Twilight and NewMoon shouldn't even be on this site for the millionth time...They're not Horror, they're Comedies.


its bilfy
7:34pm, November 19, 2009

Guys the next movie they rewrote it, Edward Cullen and Jacob Blacks history together is revealed during their battle between Vampire and Werewolf. They fall in love again and Bella turns into a toad and gets run over by a motorcycle which is being driven by Ghostrider.


runbitch!
7:44pm, November 19, 2009

This film is critic proof and will be the biggest movie of the year, however you feel about it. I Saw it last night and I actually liked it but I don't regard the Twilight films as horror.


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