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I just want to state here that I didn't see this. But all these people giving it a terrible review, what did you think!? Why did you go out and see it and support this shit??? I don't get you people. Go out and spend your money on good movies.
Posted By: flesheater123 at 1:18am, November 23, 2009
Holy shit this was awful. I haven't laugh so hard at some the shit in this movie EVER.. LOL how classic was it when she said I'm coming, and he said I am coming too LOL oh boy and when she called the dude beautiful. The action was decent. Best part was when the dude got ripped in half. And when they played muse, even though I couldn't hear it. BOO, oh and seeing with my best friend who's a girl.
Thats about all. Everything else was a piece of shit. Jeez and that ending. I am not adding spoilers so fuck that. COme on. Bella would you married me. and it fades out. I was like oh please don't be the ending. And what does it do fuckin end. Holy shit. At least give me a proper ending. Not a fucking story book ending. FUCK THIS FILM. And it's not a vampire film so stop saying it is. One vampires don't appear in picture's and sunshine. Fucking 12yo girls go to hell. I am done venting. I am giving it a 2 for the things I mention above. At least the first one was decent at the most, this was just thrown together and rushed.
fuckin piece of emo crap shit(this is coming from someone who liked the first one)i cant believe this abmomination can make so much money when other great horror movies get direct to dvd treatment this really shows how peoples taste has gone down the drill but well at least the nightmare at my high school is over since the dumb ass girls whos only reason to see this flick was to see taylor lautner well finally shut the fuck up about it
Screw this dumb shit. I hate this, it reallyyyy did fuck up vampire films. If you want to see a GOOD vampire movie go see the first 30 Days of Night or Let the Right One In...not this tween bullshit....
I went to see it on Friday with a bunch of my friends. I'm really not into Twilight, but my friend had an extra ticket.
Anyway, when I got there, there were TONS of girls sitting on the floor in a long line for Twilight... and they all gave me the same death glare all at once. It was frightening, but the scariest part was getting seats.
Everyone got up as soon as the guy came to open the doors and my friends started making tactics on how to get good seats. She told me to follow her and just keep running as she fell, which I thought was funny until I found out she wasn't kidding O_o . I was soon scared cause we were in the front and the girls behind us looked vicious, and let me tell you, they were.
The line started moving as the man shouted "NO RUNNING!" As soon as he said that the high pitched screaming and pushing frenzy started. I lost three of my friends and followed the other four into the darkness of the theatre. Girls pushed and shoved me as I tried getting up the stairs and the screaming continued. Finally I made it up the stairs and as I walked towards my seat some girl STUCK HER FOOT OUT and I tripped and almost fell. I looked behind me and it was the girl who was sitting behind us, who was also giving me an evil stare. -__-
Long story short the only good part of this movie was Jacob.
My friend wants me to go to the third one... maybe if I buy a sheild, a flashlight, and I'm extremely bored with nothing else to do.
If I had not read the book I would have hated it. The movie was okay, Taylor Launter was sinfully hot and burned the screen. The two hours dragged with Kristin's Stewert's painfully bad acting. Robert Pattinson kinda sucked too, but I think it was more of the crappy melodramatic lines he was given. I was very bored near the end. They could have done so much more with this movie, but they relied too heavily on the actors lackluster abilities. Taylor Launter's shoulders may be monsterous, but they are not enough to carry the crushing weight of this snoozefest.
anyone giving this or the first twilight film more than a 1 or 2 are clearly twi-tards and wouldn't know a good film if it smacked them in the face...fuck this pussy ass emo vampire shit.
was it gay? yes.. was this movie meant for girls? yes.. was the majority of the acting bad except for taylor lautner? yes.. was it corny? yes.. did i like it? yes.. i dont know why but i actually did.. i went in with extremely low expectations and came out satisfied.. very little action so i was kinda let down in that department.. this is a 90210 with vampires and werewolves.. and sorry girls but robert pattinson isnt that hunky.. im not sure why every girl is ga ga goo goo over him..
Posted By: cjhorrorfan13 at 1:37pm, November 21, 2009
I saw New Moon At The midnight showing along with twilight and let me tell you....
NEW MOON IS AMAZING! (WARNING SPOILERS FOLLOW)
i love the opening so much with Bella's nightmare with her grandma
i thought that was perfect!
i thought the actors that played Bella's friends were terrific i always thought they were but in this one they are hilarious! and all in all the movie had a lot funny moments
the scene were Edward leaves Bella was perfect
Kristen was amazing (as she always is)
Robbert was awesome
every actor in this movie rocked.
i loved the whole dear Alice thing were Kristen narrated.
ok now onto Jacob im so glad they kept Taylor he deserved it for all the work he did to get to be in this movie.
and he was terrific. and the wolves were so awesome i cant even explain it the effects were so good.
and Victoria was awesome even though she wasn't in it that much im mad they are getting a new actress for her.
i loved all the scenes with the wolf pack i think those actors did a great job playing them. and i loved the Emily part. even though i knew (read the book) what was going to happen when Bella was running to get Edward it was still suspenseful and when the little girl saw Edward i was like whoa! i thought they did really good with that scene
ok the volturi fight scene was so just AWESOME i was just like oh my gosh they Effed Edward up! and Dakota Fanning was terrific.
i love that whole scene
and everything after that was good its a relief to see Bella happy again with Edward back.
and the ending.
wow! even though it didn't end like that in the book it was really cool how they ended it. it just gave me goosebumps haha
all in all the movie was a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,(many more 0's) out of 10
i loved it the same as twilight and i cant wait for eclipse!
im seeing this again and again and again :)
All those IMDB Twihards are coming here to pump the rating on this awful film. They've raped Vampire mythology. Sparkling skin?
The reason vampires could only come out at night was because they were evil, and nocturnal! NOCTURNAL!!!!
They pissed all over lycans!
Lycans that look like GAP models that turn into wolves at day with the worst CGI ever.
The moon, lunar, represented the other of oneself. The reason Men or women would become a monster in the full moon was because the full moon represented the unmapped, uncontrolled other self.
It seems Stephanie Meyer couldn't give two shits and made this load of bollox.
Posted By: legendkiller at 8:32am, November 21, 2009
i saw the movie last night and i think it was an awsome epic movie to tell you the truth with all the romance that in this 2hr and 10min movie it was worth it to see and i'll see it again to cause you can say twilight and new moon had an ultimate mix of romance action and suspense which all leads to the third installment for next year so this movie i recommend if your a hardcore twilight fan such as myself and like to see some action then this movie is for you and that was hot when the volvutori and edward was throwing down in there palace can't wait for eclipse
Who cares about the movie...im pissed that the reviewer from BD said Jaws was a lackluster book? WTF?! You need to b stripped naked and forced to hug a cactus.
Posted By: Chris is Dead at 9:30pm, November 20, 2009
It pisses me off that a GOOD vampire flick like 30 days of night can't get a theatrical sequel but this crap gets one (and another one coming in june , i saw the poster yesterday at my theatre.) I never thought there could be a more Emo vampire than angel from buffy..but enter edward cullen, this movie just is depressing, as the characters seem like they're one tear away from slicing their wrists, and frankly that may be more entertaining. Vampires are demons, not light bright bling once sun hits. i hated the first one and the same goes for this, the mere thought this crap could give my beloved dark knight a run for it's money in the box office makes me want to throw up. long and boring. Buffy is waaay too extreme for people compared to this crap, and the characters are actually likable.
Posted By: DrunkDrawing at 7:23pm, November 20, 2009
Suprisingly I actually liked the first movie. I took my two teen daughters to the premier of each. BUT this one, come on there's more complete story lines in porn. no climatic ending nothing. Tons of potential, with the werewolves and all, but where is the fighting. For that matter where is the romance? If they are mortal eniemies why do they do so much talking to one another and nothing else. This movie was as enjoyable as a rerun of days of our lives. try again...
Posted By: KingKyle007 at 4:09pm, November 20, 2009
everyone has their personal opinions so im not gunna complain about BD's review, but I do disagree. I thought it was really good! i am a big fan of the series, and to be fair, yes they didnt follow the book quite as much as i would've liked them to. But then again, what movies ever do? i thought the acting was really good. Rob and Kristen are what i would've pictured Bella and Edward as. Taylor Lautner is a good young actor, but the whole shirtless thing was overrated. But the story liek was very good and easy to follow. I think they went in the right direction picking Chris Weitz as the director. He envisioned it good and was faithful to the book. The movie really did live up to the hype. there are ALOT of movies that get so hyped up and you're disappointed at why everyone was going insane for that movie. I don't think Bloody Disgusting should follow the saga, its not exactly the movie for them to be following, and not everyone on here will agree with the movie, as most people who go on this site are BIG horror fans liek myself. It isnt the site to look for the most positive reviwes. But, what can i do? the movie at times was a bit corny, but i think it was that people arent used this type of movie. It had a lot of heart and humor. To make the movie more exciting, they added action at the right moments.
overall i'm impressed and REALLY satisfied, i think all fans will be pleased with it. Better then the forst i think. 8/10 :)
Posted By: BloodySatan at 3:17pm, November 20, 2009
Robert Pattinson is sooooooooo hot! BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME next to the first Twilight! Movie of the YEAR!
This movie is for teenage girls we all know that. Of course its a love movie with vampires and werewolves.. keeping true to the vintage vampires "Dracula" where it was about romance and love. This movie is not that entertaining if you are looking for action and suspense, its melodrama at its finest. I for one am a huge True Blood fan so this movie is a complete lackluster. I do like Robert Patinson he does seem like a cool guy and I dont down him for playing Edward Cullen, hell I'd play him with all the success and money. Kristin Stewart sucks. The Taylor guy he might be cool I dont know, but this movie is really about Abercrombie & Fitch fighting over a girl who would seem to only care about flicking nail polish off her nails chewing gum saying "I dunnt caree"
Posted By: WrongUturn at 5:23am, November 20, 2009
This is not horror, but this is a very good fantasy/thriller/love story where if you take it for what it is youll enjoy it! the ending really leaves you hanging and wanting more or at least to just find out what the fuck happens to these people, truth is you watch the first movie where meyers put so many lame things in the movie like the super hero powers the vamps have, the gilliter faces, etc where you feel like its a bad movie, but you cant stop watching because you want to know what happens.. meyers versions of vampires is a differnet take and she invites you into her world, so take it for what it is! i just have to say the only thing that does piss me off is the pg-13 rating.. at least give us an R dvd release for christ sake!
Posted By: DeadAlive666 at 4:56am, November 20, 2009
I feel like I have to tell the bloody disgusting world how bad this movie really is. I just walked out of the theater. I went with my girlfriend who loves the series, but I couldn't stomach it. The acting is atrocious. It is a materialistic, pop-culture disaster that makes me sad to see what a majority of the world consider a good movie. The characters are hallow and dull. There is no rhyme or reason for the actions Bella takes. The movie actually pisses me off. It's so bad that I was laughing at a majority of the lifeless, dull, MTV dialog. What crap!
Posted By: chainsawboi25 at 3:54am, November 20, 2009
As most of you know I am a Twilight fan. A TwiHard if you will even though I refuse to address myself as that because it's on a different level of dorkdum than I'd like to be apart of. I throughly enjoyed the books after they were forced upon me. They actually reinspired me to start reading and working on my writing again. As the first film approached I eagerly awaited it. But upon seeing it for the first time I was extremely dissapointed the film felt amateur and so much of the stuff I had loved in the first book didn't seem to be there. Stewart was good but her performance seemed a little off and Hardwicke's direction was mediocre at best. The best thing about that film was smokin hot Robert Pattinson and the electric chemistry he had with Stewart. But being the fan I was I decided to revisit the film and started to like it. I started to like it alot. It was easy to admit it wasn't a great film by any means but there was a certain charm to it. A real guilty pleasure I grew to love. After that I reread the books (a few times) and found myself eagerly awaiting the sequel. But despite the hype and incredible trailers for it. New Moon was the least favorite book of my series and Deep down I thought okay get ready to hate it but it will grow on me after a few viewings. Well I just got home from it. And it was freaking AMAZING!!!!!!! The film is not only a close adaptation of the book but it really nails the formula. The film feels larger and more epic than its predecessor and maybe thats because it's supposed to be. But it also feels professionally executed with a real style to the proceedings. Sure Rob Pattinson is good, And Taylor Lautner's abs do well enough but this is Stewart's movie. And she is amazing. The unbelievable amount of heartbreak she manages to convey in her compelling performance is tear jerking and award worthy. On a technical level the cinematography is breathtaking. The film is filled with a lush atmosphere and eye catching explosions of color and surrealistic depth. The underwater sequence in particular is award worthy and I would be surprised if any film came remotely near it this year. The score makes the film feel so large and dramatic and the film's soundtrack is cleverly added in. The screenplay is good enough but it's the direction that really makes this film soar. Weitz responsible for the horrifically bad Golden Compass seems to be in his element film the film never drags, moving at a wondorous pace. It's romantic and the weirdness of its concept and the actual book is perfectly captured on feel making for a truly creative and thought provoking film. It's that good. The film is also really funny. Weitz adds some much needed humor into the film so that you find yourself laughing through tears at time. It's that good. If I could change anything I only wish that sam and his pack were given a little more screentime I found them to be a charming and talented group of guys. Now I went in as being all about Eward in fact I can't even contemplate why there is a Team Jacob but after seeing the film although I'm still all about edward I find myself sympathizing with his charachter and even liking him a little. Now I may be a bit biased in this review or just really overexcited. Only time will tell if my opinion of the film goes a little downward or possibly gets better . But for now let's just Twilight Saga new Moon is one of the best films I've seen ever.