SPOILERS
The original MBV is my second favorite horror film of all time so I am biased in writing this. I've never commented in forums about anything but i was so disappointed how Patrick "directed" and Todd "wrote" this film that I had to get on here. If this movie was solely intended to be a gory comedy than this team delivered. The movie wasn't scary, nor creepy nor had the mean spirited tone of the original. The movie was terribly miscast! To put the same actors playing themselves ten years earlier by putting on caps and then making them have facial hair later is ridiculous. Jensen's acting was terrible and pretty distracting. The dialogue was bad soap opera at best. Stick to the original concept "towns people massacred, town bans valentine's day, murders start happening again so party is taken to the mine, kids are trapped, period. Make the characters LIKABLE so we care about them, don't have the hero be a redneck cheater. What works is the final GIRL, people like the chase. Jaime King was underused and she's the only true likable character next to Tom Atkins who was a tad over the top. I get he's an icon and i love him but c'mon, this isn't Night Of The Creeps. The homages to the original, the dryer and the miners clothes drops were a good idea just not executed well. Why was her face melted off after being in the dryer for like 10 minutes??? I'll close by saying the 3D was alot of fun and the nude girl stuff was pretty inventive but that's all I can say. OH and the ending reveal of the killer was laughable in my opinion. Patrick Lussier, just stop. There's nothing wrong with just being a good editor.