Yesterday you saw a low quality look at the brand new official one sheet for New Line Cinema and Warner Bros. Pictures' Friday the 13th, now we got our hands on the hi-res version, which can be viewed beyond the break. The pic directed by Marcus Nispel follows a group of young adults that find themselves going toe-to-toe with the infamous Jason Voorhees (Derek Mears) at a cabin near Camp Crystal Lake. Don't forget to check out the brand new full trailer for the film, which features the infamous countdown and a little voice over from Pamela Voorhees! Jason returns to theaters February 13, 2009.
Ok, Im totally digging this, but doesnt Jason's neck look kinda like the shaft of a penis? Or rather, the neck from the Henreitta "Dick Neck" monster in Evil Dead 2? Seems Platinum Dunes is presenting Jason as one big Phallic Symbol...Big Neck, Big Machete...big COCK.
"Swallow this!"
It's funny to see "Welcome To Crystal Lake" when I live right by the town Crystal Lake, and it's not scary and can be pretty fancy at times. And my aunt lives there.
Lyndsey,
Um...when have I been wrong? Not saying I aint (insert grammar flame here), I just dont post much here but had to comment on Dick Voorhees up there...oh Im sorry..."Richard".
No matter the resolution, the poster sucks. The movie will suck, too. I guarantee it.
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