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[TV Terrors] Remember the 2002 Revival of “The Twilight Zone”?
Horror and science fiction have always been a part of the television canvas, and constant attempts have been made over the years to produce classic entertainment. Some have fallen by the wayside, while others became mainstream phenomena. With “TV Terrors,” we take a look back at the many genre efforts from the 80’s, 90’s, and 00’s, exploring some shows that became cult classics, and others that sank in to obscurity.
- Aired from 2002 – 2003
- Aired on UPN Network
Rod Serling’s “The Twilight Zone” has had a long and storied history on television with an iconic 1959 original run, and an acclaimed and highly regarded iteration from 1985. After the death of the anthology series in the early aughts, producers still hoped to mine some gold from the property with the 2002 iteration that aired primarily on the UPN Network. To say that last iteration is not well regarded is something of an understatement. In the breath of the first two “The Twilight Zone” runs, the 2002 version is often ignored, or jokingly dismissed as the failed launch for the new generation.
The show originally ran for forty four episodes on a prime time slot, so its chances of taking off were pretty slim, but the series itself garnered a line up of episodes that ranged from painfully mediocre to downright abysmal. Even the best episodes of the series will leave you shrugging with indifference and struggling to cherry pick the finer qualities. It’s a shame since Forest Whitaker does a pretty solid job as the narrator; he’s just a good actor stuck in a bad adaptation. 2002’s “The Twilight Zone” featured a slew of thirty minute episodes, all of which were either original works, or modernized remakes of a few of the classic episodes.
Among some of the notable episodes, there’s the ridiculous “Cradle of Darkness.” Answering the age old question “What if you could go back in time and kill Hitler as a baby?” we meet covert agents with the ability to travel through time. The female agent, as played by Katherine Heigl, is tasked with murdering baby Hitler, but soon finds it impossible to mix in, especially as she grows fond of the baby, and begins getting seduced by his father. The episode is goofy, and the plot twist is more of a groaner than anything else.
“Azoth the Avenger is a Friend of Mine” is one of the more comedic episodes, saved only by Patrick Warburton, who plays a Conan-like warrior whose been torn from the comics of young Craig who is being bullied and abused by his father. Rory Culkin stars in this considerably campy turn, looking as if he’s half asleep the entire time.
“Night Route” is one of the standout best episodes of the iteration but is bogged down by its muddy message about life or fate or… accepting fate? I don’t know. Ione Skye is a young girl with a great life who is nearly hit by a car while walking her dog. Soon she begins to notice a large black bus driving down her street every night that stops wherever she is. As she begins to figure out what’s going on, she realizes there’s another bit of horseplay afoot. The character figures out what’s going on halfway through the episode, but it’s a fine enough installment if you can forgive the confused moral of the story.
There’s also “The Monsters Are on Maple Street.” The original episode is one of my all time favorites, a wonderful play on McCarthyism and the lunacy of humanity. This new version is pretty much about post 9/11 hysteria and is about as subtle as a brick in the face. The better writer would have taken more ideas about xenophobia and the terrorist fright and ran with it to make it more about a society consuming itself, but here we’re presented with a slew of wholly unlikable characters and a new twist ending that’s both clunky and damn stupid.
There are also modern takes on “Eye of the Beholder,” “Nick of Time,” and “It’s a Good Life,” all of which are woefully misguided contemporary updates. You’d assume for a series that premiered on September 2002, this new series would be ripe for social commentary, but alas, it’s one big letdown. While the new iteration aimed for episodes about racial inequality, police corruption, and the like, it just seems to play with kid gloves the whole time, pulling its punches and failing to be remotely evocative or bold. Even when the series is at its best, it’s absolutely anemic in tone and the narration by Forest Whitaker is a reflection of it.
Whitaker is a brilliant actor when put in the right role, but as narrator he lacks the dread and wry sense of humor that Rod Serling (and even Charles Aldman or Robin Ward) held. After one season and stale critical reactions, UPN pulled the series down and with nary a backlash from audiences. Suffice it to say whatever they were trying to achieve with this version flat out failed from the starting gates, and I’d only recommend it for morbidly curious fans of the franchise. Even when *not* compared to the 1959 original, “The Twilight Zone” is a failure on all fronts.
Here’s hoping CBS All Access’s brand new Jordan Peele-hosted reboot fares much better.
Is It On DVD/Blu-Ray? The episodes are all available in complete form on various video sites and “TZ” 2002 was released on DVD, fetching a hefty price tag in online shops.
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Meet the Actors Who Brought the ‘Backrooms’ Still Life Monsters to Life [SPOILERS]
Judging from the unprecedented box office success of Kane Parsons’ Backrooms adaptation, you’ve likely already seen the liminal horror hit that managed to make audiences afraid of empty hallways and bad wallpaper. And now that so many of us have already entered the yellow labyrinth (some of us more than once), the time has come to discuss the spoiler-filled details that make the movie so fascinating in the first place.
And if there’s one element here that makes the Backrooms movie stand out from any previous lore/mythology, it has to be the genius addition of the Still Life entities. Warped recreations of real people that somehow wandered into the Complex, these misremembered creatures are responsible for some of the most disturbing imagery of 2026 – as well as laugh-out-loud memes created by one of the film’s very own concept artists.
However, true to Parsons’ word that the movie would rely heavily on practical effects, each of these distorted monsters was brought to life by real actors under heavy layers of makeup and prosthetics (with the occasional splash of CGI enhancements). While Anora and If I Had Legs I’d Kick You actress Ivy Wolk wasn’t among these performers, despite what Letterboxd might have you believe, the creature cast did benefit from veteran players with plenty of genre experience.

For starters, Alien: Romulus alumni Robert Bobroczkyi (who previously brought that film’s horrific Offspring to life during its most memorable sequence) plays the flick’s main antagonist, the Still Life version of Captain Clark. And though there was some obvious CGI involved in making the character’s peg-leg and nightmarish face more believable, Bobroczkyi’s monstrous performance and his natural 7’7″ frame helped to make that final chase sequence a clear highlight among this year’s genre offerings.
The film’s Texas-Chain-Saw-inspired “dinner” scene also features a freaky collection of less-aggressive Still Life creatures in the form of the Bearded Man, the Red-Headed Woman and, strangest of them all, the cheekily named “Archibald Leland Sutter Still Life” (who earned this title among fans and crewmembers as a reference to his apparent affinity for lamps).
While this was the first major horror outing for both Patrick Baynham (The Bearded Man) and Dana Mahmood (Archibald), Rhiannon Roberts has worked as a stunt performer in everything from Yellowjackets to HBO’s The Last of Us adaptation – which is probably why The Red-Headed Woman is the most active out of Clark’s impromptu “family.” That being said, the Archibald Leland Sutter Still Life is my personal favorite of the bunch simply because his anachronistic outfit suggests that the Backrooms phenomenon might be a lot older than the Async Foundation. I also love how hard he tries to be helpful with that little light of his!

That might be it for the Still Life entities, but I think horror fans will also be pleased to hear that the film’s Found Footage prologue stars none other than Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City star Avan Jogia as Naren Warne – and American Mary herself Katharine Isabelle also shows up in a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it cameo at Mary’s house party towards the middle of the story (though I have a feeling that she originally had a bigger part that was likely cut for time).
At the end of the day, Parsons’ Backrooms may have been an auteur-driven project motivated by the young director’s unique take on the classic creepypasta, but film has always been a collective artform, so it’s fun to see just how many talented performers it takes to bring this kind of supernatural nightmare to life in a way that connects with so many people.


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