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[Random “Kinda” Cool] Audi 2012 Game Day Vampire Promo
I’m a big commercial guy because I enjoy the game of trying to decode who the company is selling to and if they’ve succeeded (the most recent one to drive me insane is the insanely feminine Dr. Pepper 10 that’s marketed to MEN, go figure).
With the Superbowl just a week away, Audi has already released their new “Game Day” promo that asks you to find out what happens when an Audi S7 shows up at a party full of vampires. The promo is clever and pretty funny, but it had me asking one simple question: do 13-year-old girls who obsess over Twilight buy Audi cars? Or, have a misplaced the Twilight fan base as kids and the truth is that everyone is a Twilight fan (except me, of course)? Enough of my over-thinking shenanigans, enjoy the spot above and celebrate that horror in taking over every facet of our lives (even though I’m a selfish bastard and don’t want to share it with the mainstream movie fan). Now off to listen to Echo & the Bunnymen’s “The Killing Moon”!
The filmmakers behind Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey are expanding their public domain horror universe with a handful of upcoming “Poohniverse” movies, including Bambi: The Reckoning, Pinocchio: Unstrung, and Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare.
Variety has scored the first image from Neverland Nightmare, seen above.
The website details, “Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare follows Wendy Darling as she strikes out in an attempt to rescue her brother Michael from ‘the clutches of the evil Peter Pan.’ Along the way she meets Tinkerbell, who in this twisted version of the story will be seen taking heroine, convinced that it’s pixie dust.”
Scott Jeffrey will direct Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare, expected Halloween 2024.
Jeffrey tells us, “I am taking inspiration from French cinema while in prep for this movie. The film will be incredibly tense. I would say it’s a mesh between Switchblade Romance and The Black Phone with our own spin on it. It is a nasty, violent and incredibly dark movie.”
Megan Placito has joined the cast as Wendy Darling, Kit Green is Tinkerbell, Peter DeSouza-Feighoney (The Pope’s Exorcist) is Michael Darling and Charity Kase (RuPaul Drag Race) is James. Martin Portlock will be playing the twisted version of Peter Pan.
Created by J.M. Barrie way back in 1902, the character of Peter Pan – like Winnie the Pooh – is in the public domain, even if the iconic Disney iteration of the character is very much not.
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