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UPDATE: ‘Human Centipede’ Director Tom Six Wants To Sell You His Stupid Paintings! For $10,000!!!
Last week I reported that The Human Centipede 2 director Tom Six wanted to “shock you with his stupid paintings”. His offerings were juvenile, incompetent, predictable and ugly.
I wasn’t shocked. But now I am. At the price for these damn things! One of our readers forwarded us the following email from the site.
“Dear [redacted],
Thank you for you interest in the Paintfarts by Tom Six. The price for the original Painting “ boring landscape ’08” and “gangrene ’11” are $ 10,000 USD each (International shipping costs not included)
To ensure you got a real Tom Six and not a fake, the painting is sold with a photo of Tom Six with the painting glued to the back of the framed linen.
If you would like to proceed in purchasing the art made by Tom Six, we kindly ask you to let us know within short notice because we receive a lot of interest.”
Alright then! Hit the jump to see what a $10,000 Tom Six Painting looks like! Don’t worry, this one’s actually SFW. Also, hit the comments section to contribute to the list of things that cost less than a Tom Six Painting! 
So there’s that. “Gangrene ’11” has disappeared from
Let’s get started with a list of things that cost less than this painting!
Enough food to feed a family for a year.
19 iPads.
A decent used car.
Rent in any city besides SF, NY or LA.
3 MRI’s.
909 tickets to Human Centipede 2 (at 11 bucks a pop).
Your honeymoon vacation.
Health insurance for a year.
Making someone “disappear”.
I’ll hand the reigns over to you folks. Keep going!
Before updating the video nasty Faces of Death, director Daniel Goldhaber and writer Isa Mazzei explored the dangers of online life in tech-thriller Cam, their feature debut that was acquired by Netflix in 2018 after making waves on the festival circuit.
At the end of last year, the Netflix exclusive quietly departed from the streaming platform, left without another streaming home.
It’s not an isolated story; Mike Flanagan’s Hush also left streaming entirely for a period until it was finally picked up on both physical media and other streaming services.
While the tech-thriller currently isn’t available to watch on Netflix, Tubi, Hulu, or any other platforms, that’s not a problem for Cam thanks to a very cool move by Goldhaber: the director has made his breakout film accessible to watch online for free via his website.
As his site notes: “CAM is unfortunately not currently available to view on any platforms, so you can watch it here if you like :).“
No subscriptions or fees necessary, just hit play.
Cam follows Alice (Madeline Brewer), who works as an online cam girl obsessed with her ranking on the cam site. The higher her ranking goes, the more it draws unwanted attention, and Alice soon finds herself replaced on her own show with a doppelganger.
Written by Mazzei, a former camgirl, it uses the horror thriller premise to examine the life of a sex worker; Alice’s career ambition is directly at odds with the shame it brings to her family, and how she tries to spare them from it by keeping them in the dark. It only compounds her danger when the doppelganger enters the equation in Goldhaber’s engaging thriller.
For a deep dive into the treacherous world of Cam, listen to Horror Queers’ episode on it now.
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