Editorials
‘Grizzly Park’ – The Killer Bear Horror Comedy You’ve Probably Never Seen
So far in the history of “killer bear” cinema, only Grizzly Park opens with an excerpt from The Bible. As “The Children Destroyed by Bears” goes (without getting too deep into other interpretations), a pair of bears mauled many kiddos after they insulted God’s prophet. The absurdity of such a tale would naturally lead to a movie just as, if not more inane. However, who or what exactly is pulling the strings in Tom Skull’s one and only directed feature is not so clear, at first. Is this fuzzy destroyer acting of its own free will, being manipulated by a human, or is there really an omnipotent force meting out bizarre retribution for naughty youths? In a movie as oddball as Grizzly Park, not a single one of those notions would be considered unsuitable.
After setting up a threat not of the bear persuasion — professional animal trainer Jeff “The Bear Man” Watson played escaped killer Butch — Grizzly Park delivers its gorgeous opening sequence. The previously mentioned Bible story provided inspiration for graphic designer Howard Nourmand, whose creative animation gives this movie a touch of class. Of course, that sophistication is short lived once all the ill-fated and loathsome characters show up. And with them comes a twisted sense of humor. As these eight diverse delinquents gather for their mandatory punishment in the story’s namesake, a fictional national park closing for its off-season, it becomes more and more clear that this movie should not be taken seriously. The earliest sign of Grizzly Park’s humorous nature is the conspicuous use of “The Other Day I Met a Bear.” Heard as the teenage fodder report for their court-mandated duty, this jaunty rendition of a classic camp tune indicates the levity in store.
Members of this Breakfast (for a Bear) Club display their origins and most obvious personality traits upon arrival, and those declarations — be it vocal or visual — are too amusing. These almost satirical depictions include a racist nicknamed Scab (Randy Wayne), whose washboard abs are emblazoned with a “White Power” tattoo, and Lola (Zulay Henao), the Latina caricature destined to become Scab’s taboo love interest. Rounding out this diverse crew of misfits are cunning bimbo Bebe (Emily Baldoni), affluent sex pest Ryan (Kavan Reece), professional gold digger Candy (Julie Skon), relentless buffoon Trickster (Trevor Peterson), scammer of elders Ty (Shedrack Anderson III), and aspiring matricidal maniac KiKi (Jelynn Rodriguez). With a group as repulsive as this, can anyone really blame the bear once things go south during the outdoors trek?

Pictured: Glenn Morshower as Ranger Bob, Emily Baldoni as Bebe, Kavan Reece as Ryan, Zulay Henao as Lola, Randy Wayne as Scab, Trevor Peterson as Trickster, Shedrack Anderson III as Ty, and Jelynn Rodriguez as KiKi.
The most surprising casting in Grizzly Park is Glenn Morshower, a seasoned actor whose screen résumé includes plenty of genre fare. While it seems like Morshower is above this type of movie, his presence surely helps emphasize the moral contrast at hand. His Ranger Bob character is the straight man to all these clowns and deviants. He keeps Skull’s story grounded as well as gives the audience someone to identify with when Scab and the other miscreants become too cartoonish and repellent. Viewers nod in agreement as Ranger Bob makes a face at these lowlifes and says in response to their shameless admissions of guilt, “I think I’ve heard all about I need to for one night.”
From The Texas Chain Saw Massacre to the more recent X, the clash between young and older people in horror is typically charged and violent. However, Grizzly Park’s own undertaking of this timeless theme is a touch more roundabout. No adult is killing off teens because they directly overstepped or caused offense. And in a few instances, the youths’ transgressions are not even unique to their generation; Scab’s bigotry was passed down to him, and Ryan avoiding a statutory rape charge is only possible because of his family’s influence and money. Nevertheless, being young, immature, and disrespectful toward their elders ultimately damns these characters.
Considering how everything plays out, Grizzly Park is more surreal than its basic concept lets on. Assembling these problematic characters out in the middle of an enchanting forest — cinematographer Matt Cantrell made the Virginian and Tennessean scenery look especially picturesque — to reflect on their past is in the vein of other stories with therapeutic setups. The miscreants are, in a way, trapped in limbo as they are guided deeper and deeper into the woods by Ranger Bob. Morshower’s character, someone acting more like a counselor than a mere guide or proctor, motivates his wards in hopes of their repentance. Had this been a sappy spiritual drama rather than a horror movie, the teens trapped in their own version of purgatory might have reformed and lived longer.

Pictured: Zulay Henao as Lola.
It takes more time than expected for the bear to show his furry face. Until then, it appears as if Butch will be the one to slaughter the cast; Jeff Watson’s character trails the others after snuffing out tertiary players along the way. Before anyone panics about a bait-and-switch situation, there is indeed a killer bear in the movie, albeit not a grizzly. Animal actor Brody the Bear, a Kodiak, plays the beast with a taste for young flesh. His entrance comes quite late into the movie, however, the bear carnage is worth the wait. As Ranger Bob goes off in search of missing lambs in his flock, the remaining characters meet their ursine undoer.
The bear’s anticipated massacre could be viewed as too short and concentrated; in one extended set-piece during the third act, Brody picks off the nasty humans with both accuracy and speed. The bloodthirsty bear, in fact, has limited facetime, but this glorified cameo cuts out any need for the usual chintzy CGI found in movies of this budget and caliber. The most egregious effect is the pair of fake bear arms and paws spotted when someone is yoinked through a shed window. The audience’s imagination also does most of the work when the movie cannot permit any physical contact or shared screen time between the characters and Brody. Pushing past that small gripe, the bear’s final fatality belongs in a hall of fame for zaniest movie kills performed by animals.
As demonstrated by Grizzly Park and other similar movies, bears tend to bring out the weirdness in horror. Gentle Ben caught on a very bad day has been done before (and will undoubtedly be done again and again), so hats off to Tom Skull for doing something a bit different. The outcome is not without its schlocky qualities — here that is considered a positive! — although there could have been even more exploitation. The conclusion comes off as preachy, yes, but was anyone expecting anything less with this bunch of rotten kids? Grizzly Park just made it easier, not to mention more fun to root for the bear.
Horror contemplates in great detail how young people handle inordinate situations and all of life’s unexpected challenges. While the genre forces characters of every age to face their fears, it is especially interested in how youths might fare in life-or-death scenarios.
The column Young Blood is dedicated to horror stories for and about teenagers, as well as other young folks on the brink of terror.

Pictured: Glenn Morshower as Ranger Bob.
Editorials
Not Another ‘Scary Movie’: Revisiting Forgotten Parody ‘Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th’
After Scream (1996) made a killing at the box office, as well as won over critics and audiences, a lot of folks in the movie biz thought they could do the same thing (and yield similar results). That thing, of course, being a slasher. Most of these opportunists wound up being pretty straightforward; they were low on humor or commentary. Yet others, like Scary Movie (2000), saw the potential for spoofing Scream, and acted on that impulse with both haste and excitement.
A few months after the Wayans’ comedy first hit theaters, Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th landed on the USA Network, as part of the channel’s “Shriek Week” programming. That straight-to-cable (then home video) destination is possibly why many people still don’t know about this one. Or they simply chose to forget. Whatever the reason, only one of these two horror parodies came out on top—and it’s certainly not the movie where Coolio channeled Prince, and Tom Arnold saved the day.
Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th previously went by the name of I Know What You Screamed Last Semester. That Trimark acquisition then settled on a wordier title, just so it could avoid the litigious wrath of Miramax Films. Folks may or may not remember that Columbia Pictures was sued over the “implied connection” between I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) and Scream. So, yeah, there was no way that this competing Scream parody wasn’t going to be kept on a tight rein.
A Heavy Reliance on Late ’90s TV References

Simon Rex, Julie Benz, Majandra Delfino, Harley Cross, Danny Strong, Tom Arnold and Tiffani-Amber Thiesen in Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th.
Naturally, there would be similarities between Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th and Scary Movie—their scripts are built on the backs of the same two movies. It goes without saying that the other big slasher of the 1990s, I Know What You Did Last Summer, was as much of a target as Scream. However,the film pads itself with more TV references than Scary Movie did.
Half the cast coming off of (and in some cases, returning to) a WB show could be a reason why. Dawson’s Creek is particularly zeroed in on, based on how there’s a central character named “Dawson Deery“, and how the teen drama’s teacher-student affair plotline is satirized to the nth degree. As if there weren’t enough nods to television, Baywatch, VH1’s Pop Up Video, and even those cheesy Mentos commercials all serve as joke prompts.
Shriek director John Blanchard and writers Sue Bailey and Joe Nelms all hailed from television, so it’s understandable that they would stick close to home. The movie’s humor in general makes more sense, in light of learning that Blanchard worked on SCTV, Kids in the Hall, and MADtv. The writers, on the other hand, were each fairly green, with Bailey being the most experienced of the two; she wrote and produced the game show BattleBots. Nevertheless, they, plus Blanchard, churned out a passable, joke-a-minute movie. The whole thing is staggeringly of its time, but no one here was aiming for longevity.
Having seen enough of these kinds of movies, we know to expect jokes of the low-hanging fruit variety. That’s the parody’s whole prime directive. From the characters having names like “Screw Frombehind” and “Doughy Primesuspect”, to stereotyping that feels taboo nowadays, this is a movie from a different era of comedy. Its coarse, corny, and unapologetic sense of humor won’t sit well with everyone in these more enlightened times. In which case, Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th can be treated as a time capsule.
Does Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th Humor Still Hold Up Today?

“You may already be a victim”—Someone receives a most peculiar threatening piece of mail in Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th.
Although Shriek doesn’t live up to its own claims of being so funny that you’ll die of laughter, its bawdier parts could still lead to some nervous laughter. For instance, after this movie’s parallel to Drew Barrymore’s Scream character is done in—not by the killer but by a bug zapper—the movie throws a newspaper next to the victim’s fresh corpse. The headline? “Popular slut killed! Football team mourns”.
We then move on to the wacky and inappropriate goings-on at Bulimia Falls High School, home of the Hurlers. At this nexus of constant absurdity, indecency, and surrealism, students are seen fornicating on the lawn, cheerleading squad applicants are advised to be comfortable with partial nudity, and terrorists openly prepare for an anthrax attack. It can be a tad jarring to watch, especially if you didn’t grow up witnessing this style of comedy firsthand. Hell, even if you did, you may still have a “what the hell were they thinking?” reaction.
It’s not just the aggressively edgy humor here that can make you chuckle—the slapstick, the sight gags, and the ribaldry all have a decent chance of landing. The movie’s own villain, whose hockey mask was instantly transformed into a crudely Ghostface-esque one after coming in contact with an open flame, commits more cheap laughs than kills. His and his victims’ chase sequences, most of which are cartoonish in nature, left this writer grinning. The Scooby-Doo fan in me also totally ate up that clever unmasking joke.
Final Thoughts on This Forgotten Horror Parody

Shriek If You Know What Did Last Friday the 13th
Now, the jury is still out on whether these comedies are to blame for the death of the first slasher revival. There is more to consider than some parodies. At the very least, the likes of Scary Movie didn’t exactly encourage big studios to put their money on a trend that was being derided to death (and not as profitable as the spoofs). These sorts of movies also felt unnecessary at the time, given how their principal inspiration is already a deconstruction of the genre. But like anything else that quickly becomes popular, mockery is unavoidable.
Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th is indeed a movie nobody asked for, much less needed. As a sample of pre-millennium humor and cultural attitudes, it’s not always precise. But as I’ve laid out, your mileage may vary. Horror parodies typically don’t have the best track record, so managing one’s own expectations here is recommended.
Upon rewatching, I for one laughed a bit more than I did back then. Only this time, I responded to the jokes that my younger self didn’t notice or find all that amusing. So it just goes to show that the movies don’t change—we do.

Harley Cross and Majandra Delfino must unmask the killer a number of times in Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th before learning their true identity.
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