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Never Date A Big Daddy’s Little Sister
Don’t ever date a Big Daddy’s Little Sister, which is actually his daughter — does that ever get confusing for them? Does he call her Little Sister, or does she have a name? Maybe I’m looking too deeply into this. The results for breaking this rule can include, but aren’t necessarily limited to, a drill in your face, a drill in your abdomen, or a drill in your anus. Check out the video below, it’s pretty great.
That guy had it rough. I mean, meeting the family is always awkward, and he seemed gentlemanly enough, but at least he didn’t try and have a go with her Big Sister. I can’t see that ending well.
In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war, but it was a cheerful illustrator from England who helped to define the terrifying war-torn imagery that inspired what we now know as Grimdark (a hybrid genre combining horror with sci-fi/fantasy).
Unfortunately for fans of Warhammer 40,000, Trench Crusade and countless other sources of Grimdark thrills, veteran artist John Blanche passed away this week after struggling with health issues for the past few years.
While the artist retired back in 2023, he leaves us with an enormous legacy of iconic artwork that continues to inspire gamers and storytellers around the world to this very day.
The news is especially gloomy as it was only last year that Daniel Lowman and Napoleon Dynamite himself Jon Heder released The Grim & the Dark: The Search for John Blanche, a documentary following Heder’s exploration of the Grimdark genre culminating in a heartwarming encounter with Blanche in his own home.
Below is one of my favorite pieces by Blanche, his highly influential depiction of Warhammer 40k’s God-Emperor of Mankind on his Golden Throne.
We send our deepest condolences to John Blanche’s family, friends, and fans.
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