HOLY SHIT. HOLY MOTHER-OF-ALL-FESTERRING PIECES OF ROTTEN, FETID, DECAYING SPHINCTER-LADEN SEMENAL REGURGITATION.....It was said by a wise man on this site (I think it was either Haddon or Halloweenfan, I can't remember) that for ROB Zombie to make an OK film would be a failure. He would need to deliver an amazing film for this to be the success that he ran his mouth about in terms of "reimagining" the original. What fucking movie were YOU people watching. The one where Micael Fucking Myers TACKLED, I REPEAT, TACKLED a 5'0 100lb 11th grader like Brian Fucking Erlacher. HE'S THE FUCKING BOOGEYMAN, NOT A LINEBACKER. My fucking word. No one, NOT ONE OF YOU, can bring Busta Rhymes to the table after Myers laid a fucking textbook NFL low-impact tackle on Laurie. That arguement is done, that ship has sailed. Busta-FU was horrible, but this was equally as bad. It has been said before, but it will be repeated, Busta Rhymes is not an excuse. Don't fucking lay out that anything would be better than Ressurrection because this was equally as bad in other ways. There is no way under the fucking shiny, yellow sun that this piece of cinematic placenta was even COMPARABLE, to 2, 4, or even 5 nevermind better. If you wanna go around takin a shot in the mouth by ROB and then spit it back up to sell it on ebay and thereby justify to the world that you are someone special simply by associating with a third rate hack celebrity, then knock yourself out. Other than the couple of mysterious new "reviewers" that have appeared since Thursday who apparently are card-carrying members of that special, "I need to get my avatar as close to the man's as possible", Myspace crowd, who the fuck could seriously justify, SERIOUSLY, with all of the fucking unintentionally comic technical and dialogue errors that this was good. By no means though is this movie even remotely amazing. It wasn't even mediocre or bad. This shit was fucking horrible folks. IT'S REALLY THAT FUCKING BAD.....