Those wonderful buffoons over at SpielbergFilms.com are back again, let's give them a standing ovation for picking up a phone and calling some secretary at Spielberg's offices who is instructed to always deny any claim to hit the web. They report that casting is NOT underway for Jurassic Park IV, which we broke the news on here last week. "Casting has not commenced on the film, as the story and screenplay are still in development," is what they've been informed by supposed Spielberg reps. I think Amblin Entertainment should get on the phone and tell that to all of the casting agencies they sent casting calls to - I have a friend planning on auditioning! Although... maybe Amblin and co. saw all the web backlash from the moronic plotline posted with the casting call and freaked out, pulled the plug? The film is about the government who has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes. We'll keep you posted here (where the website actually functions) for real updates.
They did state that the screenplay was still in development, so one can only hope that the plot line posted here is either complete garbage or they really did see the backlash on the net and are going to re-write the story. PLEASE RE-WRITE THE STORY, PLEASE!!! That has to be one of the worst ideas in cinema history.
Who cares if the film is being cast right now or in 10 years? As long as it has that ridiculous plotline (that's been out for a while, before Bloody Disgusting published it here), then the movie will suck big harry man balls! All I want to hear from anyone at Amblin or Universal is that this plot is completely and utterly false. If this plot is true, please ask the person who came up with the most retarded plot in cinema history to retire (and Spielberg's last couple of films have been no prize, so if he didn't come up with this plot, he can still retire too, he's given his best films already (Saving Private Ryan, ET, & Schindler's List) so he can leave the scene now).
a message to spielberg films:
stop putting out crap. period. what's next? dinosaurs invade the gaza strip and eat palestinians?
How about some original ideas instead of rehashing the initial story three times. Jeez, Carnosaur was better than JP 3.
GOD DAMN IT, I DON'T CARE IF THE DINOSAURS ARE CARRYING TAMPONS.....I WANT MORE HUMAN CHOMPING DINOS!!!!!!!!!
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