It has got to be tough being Lionsgate, having so many killer films and yet so many pieces of crap. But if you look closely at all of those terrible direct-to-videos you'd notice that pretty much all of them are brought to you by the nice folks at Barnholtz Media, Lightening Media and a few other laughable companies. Why? They use Lionsgate to distribute their titles that they pick up for peanuts, which is why Ulli Lommel films keep seeing the light of day. Obviously there's more too it than that, but that's the simple explanation. Anyways, today another batch of crap hits DVD and you can read all about them inside.
Horror in your House
April 17, 2007
By: Tex Massacre
Alien Invasion Arizona: Lionsgate
After a mysterious, extraterrestrial object lands in the mining town of Salena, Arizona, the government dispatches a team of Marines to contain the possible threat.
Blur: Anthem
Artist Adrian Jonas toils in preparation for the biggest gallery opening of his career. The creative process takes Adrian deep into the depths of his mind, where he begins to experience premonitions of a terrible fate that awaits his beloved Iliana. Adrian grows to suspect that a mysterious neighbor is the phantom who means to harm his wife.
Deadlands: The Rising: Splatter Rampage/Tempe
Unexplained explosions rock several major U.S. cities. As the night unfolds, more mysterious events are yet to come. In Baltimore, five strangers take a stand as the world is rapidly consumed by the living dead!
Justice Be Dammed: York
Its 1860 and a U.S. Marshal is escorting his prisoner to trial for the killing of numerous women, but they inadvertently find themselves in a strange town overwrought with the supernatural.
Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep: Echo Bridge
Thirty years ago, Ray Reiter witnessed the brutal death of his parents at sea by a strange, octopus-like creature. Now determined to exact revenge, he joins archaeologist Nicole on a perilous high-seas expedition to find a legendary Greek Opal - said to be guarded by the very beast that murdered his family.
A young beautiful but stressed out children's writer seeks out a holiday in the country but becomes the lead character in a supernatural mystery she must solve to save her life
A young married couple moves into a new home in a new city and finds out that their neighbor is not what he seems.
Rancid: Liongate
In the midst of this existential crisis John Hayson attends a high school reunion and meets three old friends; acquaintances he's tried to forget but who now emerge like ominous shadows from his past. However, life has other plans, and he realizes that the past is best laid to rest or it might haunt you forever.
The Rival: Lionsgate
Alice is devastated when she loses her baby. Unable to conceive again, she and her husband turn to a surrogate, who moves in with them. But Alice is soon consumed with jealousy and rage and will stop at nothing to guarantee she gets the child she's always wanted -- even if it means murder.
Sombre: Koch Lorber
Serial murderer Jean preys on prostitutes, prowling the backwoods of France for his helpless victims. He meets Claire and her sister Christine when they hitch a ride after their car breaks down. It doesn't take long for the women to realize that there's a madman behind the wheel.
Succubus: Hell-bent: Screen Media
After hooking up with the hottest girl at Spring Break, Adam, an ultra-rich playboy, will have his life turned upside down. With the help of a mysterious stranger, Adam will have to defeat a demoness who is Hell-Bent on pay back.
Wilderness Survival for Girls: Image
In this unpredictable and shocking coming-of-age story, three high-school girls on a weekend getaway impulsively take a menacing trespasser captive when he shows up at their remote mountain cabin.
Zoo: Tokyo Shock/Media Blasters
Five different directors adapt the works of Japanese author Otsuichi in this collection of unconventional live-action and animated shorts.
I'm actually pretty psyched about "Deadlands: too!!!!
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Alien Invasion Arizona: Lionsgate
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