hi there...any washed up has beens from the 70s/80s who want a
role in my new porn/halloween remake? not only do i have a
bunch of shitty ideas, and creative ways to change the
backgrounds of the plot and characters of the original, but i also can't
make up my mind how much of a prequel, how much of a remake, how much of a re-imagining i want to do. i
don't really know much about making movies other than
copying and paying respect to 70's films like texas chainsaw and last
house on the left, but i figure i can fit all of my bullshit
in this movie with a nice running time of 3 hours. so if you ever starred in some old cult classic and
want to earn a paycheck again, come by the set and we will
throw you in. plus it bails me out...everytime some old relic appears, it will make the people forget that they are watching a shitty film. don't worry about any negative press from the
media and internet, i post responses for people
"not to make up their mind before they see it",
and "plot details are twisted/scary to weed out pretty actors from casting calls" and "the mystery
and unknown angle has been done before, don't you want other same old same old devil rejects style, err...i mean don't you want something fresh?". believe it or not, most of my asskissing fans swallow my spin-doctoring like little faggots. so allow me to ruin the legacy of a classic. (p.s. i love when my fanboys tell my haters not to worry, that carpenter's original won't go away...its so witty and and insightful. continue to follow me
blind fanboys!!)