Friday, December 22, 2006
By: MrDisgusting
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Each year Lionsgate Home Entertainment releases more and more movies direct-to-video and sifting through them is becoming increasingly harder, considering a lot of them are terrible (thanks to Barnholtz Meda, Lightening Media and a few others). Today we've posted new reviews for five Lionsgate releases now available on DVD, hopefully you'll find something in there that's worth checking out during the next week and a half of boredom. Read on and check 'em out.
All the latest reviews here, click any title below for full reviews, pics and more:
Machined: Tex Masssacre writes, "It’s been a while since I needed to shower after watching a film that didn’t star Jenna Jameson, but McMahon’s Machined is as greasy and nasty a ride as they come."
The Feeding: Don Krouskop writes, "THE FEEDING is an agonizingly dull, incompetent affair that continues the American film industry’s recent trend of neutering the once terrifying werewolf."
House of Blood: Tex Massacre writes, "If you can put the poor line delivery aside and focus on the fairly interesting plot and the barrels of blood, bone, brains and bile that fill the screen, you might just start wondering how long it’ll be before Boll’s backers start coughing up cash to finance Ittenbach’s first big budget bonanza."
A Dead Calling: Tex Massacre writes, "With a cast that needed to be utilized in a much more efficient manner, A DEAD CALLING winds up as a tepid spookshow that serves as little more than a curio for fans of the Rob Zombie oeuvre."
Silent Scream: Ryan Daley writes, "With 20 minutes remaining, the auteurs try to pull off one of the most awkwardly-staged twists in recent history, and this almost undermines the entire movie (just like when that 40 tons of blue paper mache bullshit rose up to the surface of the ocean at the end of The Abyss), and yes, the ending is thoroughly stagnant. But as I said before, Silent Scream tries, it really does, and as a dutiful effort in the slasher subgenre, it does its very best to pay its dues."
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