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‘Piranha 3DD’ Trailer NOT Attached To ‘Apollo 18’!
If the only reason you were planning on catching Apollo 18 this weekend was to catch a glimpse of Piranha 3DD then you need to cancel your plans. Also, if you’re one of these people, good look making new plans! Pro-tip: Never pay money to see an advertisement.
I loved Piranha 3D and am totally into adding the extra D to that equation, but it looks like I’ll have to wait a little bit longer for a glimpse at John Gulager’s followup to last year’s master class in synchronized swimming.
According to the Piranha 3DD Facebook page, “We apologize for not clarifying on the previous post! The PIRANHA 3DD trailer will NOT be before APOLLO 18 in theaters! We just wanted all you PIRANHA fans to get excited about one of our other movies! Sorry for the confusion!”
Yesterday the page read, “Dying to see PIRANHA 3DD in all its horror glory? Check out the horrifically epic Apollo 18 this weekend!” I suppose making assumptions off yesterday’s quote leaves room for a margin of error, but I leave it up to you to decide if these clowns were intentionally jacking us around or not.
Regardless of when the trailer is issued, Piranha 3DD is scheduled to hit theaters in its entirety on November 23rd.
The filmmakers behind Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey are expanding their public domain horror universe with a handful of upcoming “Poohniverse” movies, including Bambi: The Reckoning, Pinocchio: Unstrung, and Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare.
Variety has scored the first image from Neverland Nightmare, seen above.
The website details, “Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare follows Wendy Darling as she strikes out in an attempt to rescue her brother Michael from ‘the clutches of the evil Peter Pan.’ Along the way she meets Tinkerbell, who in this twisted version of the story will be seen taking heroine, convinced that it’s pixie dust.”
Scott Jeffrey will direct Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare, expected Halloween 2024.
Jeffrey tells us, “I am taking inspiration from French cinema while in prep for this movie. The film will be incredibly tense. I would say it’s a mesh between Switchblade Romance and The Black Phone with our own spin on it. It is a nasty, violent and incredibly dark movie.”
Megan Placito has joined the cast as Wendy Darling, Kit Green is Tinkerbell, Peter DeSouza-Feighoney (The Pope’s Exorcist) is Michael Darling and Charity Kase (RuPaul Drag Race) is James. Martin Portlock will be playing the twisted version of Peter Pan.
Created by J.M. Barrie way back in 1902, the character of Peter Pan – like Winnie the Pooh – is in the public domain, even if the iconic Disney iteration of the character is very much not.
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