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They Said It: Memorable Quotes from 2010!

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Hollywood is a town built on 99% bullshit. If you’re looking for evidence, just try sifting back through the thousands upon thousands of interviews from the last year, where you’ll inevitably keep coming across the same basic quotes over and over again. Things like “He’s an absolutely brilliant director” or “The CGI is minimal” or “We were like one big happy family on set” or “The studio was very hands off during production” or – perhaps the line that best sums up 2010 – “We wouldn’t have post-converted to 3-D if we didn’t think it made sense for the film“. Nevertheless, there are always those juicy moments (a journalist’s dream) where you actually hear something authentic coming from an actor/director/producer/writer’s mouth during an interview, and to commemorate the end of another year B-D reporter Chris Eggertsen has sifted through hours and hours of quotes to recap the most memorable candid statements uttered by horror talent in 2010. Enjoy!

Two months of work on the copy at a lab and they came to us and said they weren’t sure if they could print some of the stuff in the film and they had to call the police and consult lawyers. We asked why and they said that some of the content was questionable. The cops talked to us…like some of the scenes in the movie were real, like it was a snuff film. It’s ridiculous; what kind of maniac would bring a snuff film to be printed on 35mm?” – A Serbian Film screenwriter Aleksandar Radivojevic, talking about the German lab that refused to print portions of the film

The studio got cold feet when we couldn’t cast A-List talent quickly over the course of the summer of 2009. They liked the script which I wrote with Guillermo del Toro and they couldn’t see why Hollywood’s top actresses weren’t signing up. They decided it was me.” – Director Larry Fessenden on why he’s no longer directing The Orphanage remake

Normally you’d have to go to the studio and then have to get their head casting people through. Then you need to [go to] all the junior executives to approve. Then the co-president, who has to go to the chairman. It’s just fucking amazing how many assholes it takes to get a single decision made.” – Skyline co-director Colin Strause on why they chose to make the film independently

At first I was very skeptical. But they asked me to just look at what was being done, and I visited the post-production house…that ended up doing it. And interestingly enough they had done ‘Clash of the Titans’, which I’d read a lot about how bad it was. And I saw it there in their projection room and it looked really quite fantastic.” – Director Wes Craven on his reaction to the studio wanting to do a 3-D post-conversion on My Soul to Take

I refrain from…defending my movie. So if you think that the movie is, for example, misogynistic, good for you. You feel it is pro-male? Pro-female?…I would never stand to defend it. Let other people defend it.” – Original I Spit on Your Grave director Meir Zarchi on the film’s controversial nature

It’s funny, because when you start to make a film people say, ‘Why is your film different? We’re not gonna give you money unless you tell us why it’s different.’ So you make something different, and at the end of making the film they say, ‘Oh my god, what have you done? You’ve made something different. How can we sell this?’” – Monsters director Gareth Edwards

There are a lot of jump scares in this, which some people may not like…But tough shit.” – John Carpenter, talking about his latest film The Ward

Wait a second, guys! I don’t like this framing, man. This is like…this is neither this nor that. Cut! I don’t like this lens…you said he was gonna be a cowboy!” – Michael Biehn, overheard while directing The Victim

The only real hard part that I was not looking forward to was when I had to pretend I was eating Aki’s poo. That was maybe the grossest thing that I could just NOT deal with!” – Ashley C. Williams, the “middle piece” in The Human Centipede

‘Part 2’ will be ‘My Little Pony’ compared to ‘Part 1’.” – The Human Centipede director Tom Six on the sequel

When you really get into 3D, you find out guys who love 3D, they HATE that ‘Comin’ at ya’ bullshit. The crap where they make shit come at you, it’s gimmicky and it’s bad 3D.” – Dark Country director Thomas Jane

I think it was wise to convert our film into 3D. The studio and [director] Louis [Leterrier] set the bar high for the tests. If it wasn’t going to look great they weren’t going to pull the trigger. In many ways, I think it’s perfect for a movie like ‘Clash’.” – Clash of the Titans screenwriter Phil Hay

What really made a lasting impression on me was that I could go around the corner from one of our 42nd Street cinemas in New York City’s Times Square and receive fellatio from Gladys, who was known as the foremost transsexual hooker on the grindhouse circuit. Around 1970, it only cost $15.00 for a 42nd Street hooker to come back to my home.” – Troma co-founder Lloyd Kaufman, remembering the 42nd Street cinema scene in the 1970s

You never earn a platinum card in this business. You have to always convince people and do the pitches and all of that, and I’m no good at that.” – Director George A. Romero on still having to prove himself after all these years

Every day we’d shoot all day and, at midnight, David would have to get on the phone and defend shooting the next day’s work.” – Sigourney Weaver, reflecting on David Fincher’s clashes with the studio while filming Alien 3

I never intended [for] it to be a cult film. I wanted to make a serious movie.” – Birdemic director James Nguyen

With a very little amount of money, for little resources, I think we’ve gone very far with those eagles and vultures. I can say that from a distance, those eagles and vultures look pretty shocking and terrifying, but realistic. It looks like it was done Hollywood-style from a distance. But when you do that movie close-up, you know, that Hollywood movie close-up or even an indie movie close-up, hey, it’s something unique, it’s something different. It’s something you’ve never seen before. Hey, maybe it’s art.” – Birdemic director James Nguyen on the film’s special effects

Whitney’s gifted, in many ways. But especially in the acting part of it. When I saw her, she did one or two takes, [and] I say, ‘Whitney’s it. She’s it.’” – Birdemic director James Nguyen on casting lead actress Whitney Moore

He came and slept with us and we thought we had gotten past that years ago. He said that he had a few nightmares,” said Dolph Rau, an upset father. “gain, all that I would like to see come out of this is that it’s not going to happen again.” – Massachusetts father Dolph Rau about the trauma suffered by his young son after Saw 3-D was accidentally played in place of Megamind

No matter what you do, somebody is going to come after you. You say ‘The Thing Begins’ and they go, ‘John Carpenter’s is the beginning, asshole. Yours is like ‘The Thing Bullshit’. Why don’t you call it that?’” – Producer Marc Abraham on possible fanboy reactions to a new title for The Thing prequel

When we first cooked up ‘Saw’ we actually had three ideas…One of them was an idea about two guys stuck in a room, and there’s a dead body lying on the floor…so that eventually became ‘Saw’. A second idea I had was about a guy who goes to bed at night, and wakes up in the morning to find that he has all these scratch marks on his body. And he doesn’t know what happened, and he starts to realize something’s happening to him at night when he sleeps. So he starts setting up all these cameras at night to film himself when he sleeps. Guess what movie that became?” – Director James Wan on how he thought of ‘Paranormal Activity’ before Oren Peli did

They were very excited about the idea of doing a zombie show until I handed them a zombie script where zombies were actually doing zombie shit…It’s one of those things where the network says, ‘Oh yeah, we want to stretch the envelope’ until they realize that they’re actually looking at a stretched envelope and they go, ‘Woah, no, let’s do ‘CSI’ some more.’” – The Walking Dead director/producer Frank Darabont, talking about when the show was originally being developed at NBC

Yeah, well I read the script and they said that…when I read it my eye was going to be shot out and I remember on a movie called ‘Season of the Witch’ I wanted them to shoot my eye out with an arrow. And the producers didn’t go for that, so when it was handed to me in this movie that they were going to shoot my eye out with a gun I thought, ‘yeah, I’m going to make that movie.” – Nicolas Cage, on one of his reasons for taking the role in Drive Angry 3-D

For some reason Robert [Rodriguez] always gives me these sharp objects. I was Navajas in ‘Desperado’, I was Razor Charlie in ‘From Dusk ‘Til Dawn’, I was Cuchillo in this. And then I was Machete.” – Actor Danny Trejo on the set of Predators

You can see a mark here that has healed up, I hit the steady-cam and I was bleeding. My face was bleeding and I didn’t want to stop, we continued because I had blood all over so we kept filming. It was a really great moment. When I get this moment, ugly motherfucker with a Predator, honestly I would probably choke him in real life. Because I could reach for his neck and it would be over. Predator or human it doesn’t matter.” – Russian actor Oleg Taktarov on the set of Predators

I wouldn’t have a career if it wasn’t for the horror fans…You know, I fought being a ‘genre’ actress for so many years…and then I kinda went, ‘You know, I actually know this really well, and I really like it’. And the fans are kinda my family, and it’s such a tight-knit community. And I don’t need to be on a TV show. You know, I don’t desire to be on the cover of ‘US Weekly’. I’m here to do a good job, and to work.” – Actress Danielle Harris on being a scream queen

I don’t want to insult anybody, but I’ve been watching these westerns recently and they don’t have any cojones anymore…[‘Jonah Hex’ is] going to bring back sort of this hybrid of the spaghetti western genre, you know the balls of westerns.” – Josh Brolin on the set of critically-panned summer flop Jonah Hex

You wanna go see fairy vampire movies and pretty boys, fine – there’s an audience for it…It’s not what I wanna do. I like my vamps snarly and mean…and fucking ugly.” – Stake Land writer/actor Nick Damici, commenting on the Twilight phenomenon

I look at the old movies and I think the dream sequences aren’t that interesting…I think they feel like bad Broadway musicals or something, like with steam and smoke and they’re not scary, they’re not beautiful, they’re not interesting. I’ve looked at everything from German expressionistic film to Tim Burton movies to all kinds of disparate influences and the one thing this movie is going to have [is] a vision when it comes to the dream sequences. And I think they’re beautiful and macabre and scary.” – Director Samuel Bayer, on why the dream sequences in his Nightmare on Elm Street remake will be better than those in the original series

One man’s magic is another man’s gluey torture session.” – New Freddy” Jackie Earle Haley on the arduous makeup process

I tend almost never to throw other films under the bus, but that is exactly an example of what we should not be doing in 3-D. Because it just cheapens the medium and reminds you of the bad 3-D horror films from the 70s and 80s, like Friday the 13th 3-D. When movies got to the bottom of the barrel of their creativity and at the last gasp of their financial lifespan, they did a 3-D version to get the last few drops of blood out of the turnip.” – James Cameron, commenting on the post-converted 3-D in Piranha

Mr. Cameron, who singles himself out to be a visionary of movie-making, seems to have a small vision regarding any motion pictures that are not his own. It is amazing that in the movie-making process – which is certainly a team sport – that Cameron consistently celebrates himself out as though he is a team of one. His comments are ridiculous, self-serving and insulting to those of us who are not caught up in serving his ego and his rhetoric.” – Piranha 3-D producer Mark Canton, responding to James Cameron’s comments

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What’s Wrong with My Baby!? Larry Cohen’s ‘It’s Alive’ at 50

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Soon after the New Hollywood generation took over the entertainment industry, they started having children. And more than any filmmakers that came before—they were terrified. Rosemary’s Baby (1968), The Exorcist (1973), The Omen (1976), Eraserhead (1977), The Brood (1979), The Shining (1980), Possession (1981), and many others all deal, at least in part, with the fears of becoming or being a parent. What if my child turns out to be a monster? is corrupted by some evil force? or turns out to be the fucking Antichrist? What if I screw them up somehow, or can’t help them, or even go insane and try to kill them? Horror has always been at its best when exploring relatable fears through extreme circumstances. A prime example of this is Larry Cohen’s 1974 monster-baby movie It’s Alive, which explores the not only the rollercoaster of emotions that any parent experiences when confronted with the difficulties of raising a child, but long-standing questions of who or what is at fault when something goes horribly wrong.

Cohen begins making his underlying points early in the film as Frank Davis (John P. Ryan) discusses the state of the world with a group of expectant fathers in a hospital waiting room. They discuss the “overabundance of lead” in foods and the environment, smog, and pesticides that only serve to produce roaches that are “bigger, stronger, and harder to kill.” Frank comments that this is “quite a world to bring a kid into.” This has long been a discussion point among people when trying to decide whether to have kids or not. I’ve had many conversations with friends who have said they feel it’s irresponsible to bring children into such a violent, broken, and dangerous world, and I certainly don’t begrudge them this. My wife and I did decide to have children but that doesn’t mean that it’s been easy.

Immediately following this scene comes It’s Alive’s most famous sequence in which Frank’s wife Lenore (Sharon Farrell) is the only person left alive in her delivery room, the doctors clawed and bitten to death by her mutant baby, which has escaped. “What does my baby look like!? What’s wrong with my baby!?” she screams as nurses wheel her frantically into a recovery room. The evening that had begun with such joy and excitement at the birth of their second child turned into a nightmare. This is tough for me to write, but on some level, I can relate to this whiplash of emotion. When my second child was born, they came about five weeks early. I’ll use the pronouns “they/them” for privacy reasons when referring to my kids. Our oldest was still very young and went to stay with my parents and we sped off to the hospital where my wife was taken into an operating room for an emergency c-section. I was able to carry our newborn into the NICU (natal intensive care unit) where I was assured that this was routine for all premature births. The nurses assured me there was nothing to worry about and the baby looked big and healthy. I headed to where my wife was taken to recover to grab a few winks assuming that everything was fine. Well, when I awoke, I headed back over to the NICU to find that my child was not where I left them. The nurse found me and told me that the baby’s lungs were underdeveloped, and they had to put them in a special room connected to oxygen tubes and wires to monitor their vitals.

It’s difficult to express the fear that overwhelmed me in those moments. Everything turned out okay, but it took a while and I’m convinced to this day that their anxiety struggles spring from these first weeks of life. As our children grew, we learned that two of the three were on the spectrum and that anxiety, depression, ADHD, and OCD were also playing a part in their lives. Parents, at least speaking for myself, can’t help but blame themselves for the struggles their children face. The “if only” questions creep in and easily overcome the voices that assure us that it really has nothing to do with us. In the film, Lenore says, “maybe it’s all the pills I’ve been taking that brought this on.” Frank muses aloud about how he used to think that Frankenstein was the monster, but when he got older realized he was the one that made the monster. The aptly named Frank is wondering if his baby’s mutation is his fault, if he created the monster that is terrorizing Los Angeles. I have made plenty of “if only” statements about myself over the years. “If only I hadn’t had to work so much, if only I had been around more when they were little.” Mothers may ask themselves, “did I have a drink, too much coffee, or a cigarette before I knew I was pregnant? Was I too stressed out during the pregnancy?” In other words, most parents can’t help but wonder if it’s all their fault.

At one point in the film, Frank goes to the elementary school where his baby has been sighted and is escorted through the halls by police. He overhears someone comment about “screwed up genes,” which brings about age-old questions of nature vs. nurture. Despite the voices around him from doctors and detectives that say, “we know this isn’t your fault,” Frank can’t help but think it is, and that the people who try to tell him it isn’t really think it’s his fault too. There is no doubt that there is a hereditary element to the kinds of mental illness struggles that my children and I deal with. But, and it’s a bit but, good parenting goes a long way in helping children deal with these struggles. Kids need to know they’re not alone, a good parent can provide that, perhaps especially parents that can relate to the same kinds of struggles. The question of nature vs. nurture will likely never be entirely answered but I think there’s more than a good chance that “both/and” is the case. Around the midpoint of the film, Frank agrees to disown the child and sign it over for medical experimentation if caught or killed. Lenore and the older son Chris (Daniel Holzman) seek to nurture and teach the baby, feeling that it is not a monster, but a member of the family.

It’s Alive takes these ideas to an even greater degree in the fact that the Davis Baby really is a monster, a mutant with claws and fangs that murders and eats people. The late ’60s and early ’70s also saw the rise in mass murderers and serial killers which heightened the nature vs. nurture debate. Obviously, these people were not literal monsters but human beings that came from human parents, but something had gone horribly wrong. Often the upbringing of these killers clearly led in part to their antisocial behavior, but this isn’t always the case. It’s Alive asks “what if a ‘monster’ comes from a good home?” In this case is it society, environmental factors, or is it the lead, smog, and pesticides? It is almost impossible to know, but the ending of the film underscores an uncomfortable truth—even monsters have parents.

As the film enters its third act, Frank joins the hunt for his child through the Los Angeles sewers and into the L.A. River. He is armed with a rifle and ready to kill on sight, having divorced himself from any relationship to the child. Then Frank finds his baby crying in the sewers and his fatherly instincts take over. With tears in his eyes, he speaks words of comfort and wraps his son in his coat. He holds him close, pats and rocks him, and whispers that everything is going to be okay. People often wonder how the parents of those who perform heinous acts can sit in court, shed tears, and defend them. I think it’s a complex issue. I’m sure that these parents know that their child has done something evil, but that doesn’t change the fact that they are still their baby. Your child is a piece of yourself formed into a whole new human being. Disowning them would be like cutting off a limb, no matter what they may have done. It doesn’t erase an evil act, far from it, but I can understand the pain of a parent in that situation. I think It’s Alive does an exceptional job placing its audience in that situation.

Despite the serious issues and ideas being examined in the film, It’s Alive is far from a dour affair. At heart, it is still a monster movie and filled with a sense of fun and a great deal of pitch-black humor. In one of its more memorable moments, a milkman is sucked into the rear compartment of his truck as red blood mingles with the white milk from smashed bottles leaking out the back of the truck and streaming down the street. Just after Frank agrees to join the hunt for his baby, the film cuts to the back of an ice cream truck with the words “STOP CHILDREN” emblazoned on it. It’s a movie filled with great kills, a mutant baby—created by make-up effects master Rick Baker early in his career, and plenty of action—and all in a PG rated movie! I’m telling you, the ’70s were wild. It just also happens to have some thoughtful ideas behind it as well.

Which was Larry Cohen’s specialty. Cohen made all kinds of movies, but his most enduring have been his horror films and all of them tackle the social issues and fears of the time they were made. God Told Me To (1976), Q: The Winged Serpent (1982), and The Stuff (1985) are all great examples of his socially aware, low-budget, exploitation filmmaking with a brain and It’s Alive certainly fits right in with that group. Cohen would go on to write and direct two sequels, It Lives Again (aka It’s Alive 2) in 1978 and It’s Alive III: Island of the Alive in 1987 and is credited as a co-writer on the 2008 remake. All these films explore the ideas of parental responsibility in light of the various concerns of the times they were made including abortion rights and AIDS.

Fifty years after It’s Alive was initially released, it has only become more relevant in the ensuing years. Fears surrounding parenthood have been with us since the beginning of time but as the years pass the reasons for these fears only seem to become more and more profound. In today’s world the conversation of the fathers in the waiting room could be expanded to hormones and genetic modifications in food, terrorism, climate change, school and other mass shootings, and other threats that were unknown or at least less of a concern fifty years ago. Perhaps the fearmongering conspiracy theories about chemtrails and vaccines would be mentioned as well, though in a more satirical fashion, as fears some expectant parents encounter while endlessly doomscrolling Facebook or Twitter. Speaking for myself, despite the struggles, the fears, and the sadness that sometimes comes with having children, it’s been worth it. The joys ultimately outweigh all of that, but I understand the terror too. Becoming a parent is no easy choice, nor should it be. But as I look back, I can say that I’m glad we made the choice we did.

I wonder if Frank and Lenore can say the same thing.

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