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Random Funny: ‘True Blood’ in 60 Seconds, Lego ‘Jaws’, and a WTF Boom!
It’s hump day, which means this sucky week is only half over. We want to help you get through it with some random funny, four fun horror-themed goodies we’ve stumbled across over the post few days. Inside you’ll find a “True Blood” parody video that recaps the show in 60-seconds. You’ll also find a Lego reenactment of Jaws, a slew of incredible Stephen King-inspired minimalist posters, and a list from Cracked that features “7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)”. Don’t miss the big WTF boom for the biggest laugh. Enjoy!
TRUE BLOOD IN 60 SECONDS
LEGO JAWS
MINIMALIST STEPHEN KING
Click the poster below for a ton more Stephen King inspired art pieces from Nick Tassone and Rocket Park. You’ll find minimalist visions of Carrie, Pet Sematary, Misery, IT, Christine and many more!
WTF BOOM!
7 SCIENTIFIC REASONS A ZOMBIE OUTBREAK WOULD FAIL (QUICKLY)
“Let’s pretend for a moment that zombies are real (as if half of you weren’t already daydreaming about that very thing). Have you noticed how most zombie movies take place only after the apocalypse is in full-swing? By the time we join our survivors, the military and government are already wiped out, and none of the streets are safe.
There’s a reason the movie starts there, and not earlier. It’s because the early part, where we go from one zombie to millions, doesn’t make any sense. If you let the creeping buzzkill of logic into the zombie party, you realize the zombies would all be re-dead long before you even got a chance to fire up that chainsaw motorcycle you’ve been working on. Why?”
The killer tomatoes are back in Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: Organic Intelligence, and the offiical poster for the brand new movie has been unleashed tonight.
Additionally, we’ve learned that the film’s theatrical release is set for this August, with a panel set for San Diego Comic-Con this month featuring the world premiere of the trailer.
While you wait, check out the official poster down below.
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: Organic Intelligence will be released in select cities across the US beginning August 7th in major cities such as Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, San Diego, and others, and expanding to further locations throughout the month.
The fifth installment in the horror-comedy franchise pits the eternal power of nature against AI’s best and brightest.
In Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: Organic Intelligence, a young biotech prodigy develops a revolutionary genetically engineered vegetable designed to solve humanity’s problems. But when the experiment spirals out of control, it unleashes a new generation of killer tomatoes, setting the stage for another outrageous chapter in the long-running cult franchise.
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes co-creators Costa Dillon and J. Stephen Peace return to write and executive produce. David Ferino directs.
The film features an ensemble cast led by franchise icon John Astin (The Addams Family), reprising his role as Professor Gangreen, comedy legend David Koechner (Anchorman), Academy Award nominee Eric Roberts (The Dark Knight), horror favorite Catherine Corcoran (Terrifier), comedy veteran Dan Bakkedahl (Veep), Myrna Velasco (Star Wars Resistance), Vernée Watson (Shrinking, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air), and Paul Bates (Coming to America).
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes launched in 1979, followed by 1988’s Return of the Killer Tomatoes, 1991’s Killer Tomatoes Strike Back, and 1992’s Killer Tomatoes Eat France.
The franchise also spawned an animated series in 1990.
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