DAMN!I love women!

This will be a funny gorefest.

Thanks for causing me to masturbate, hereby releasing my semen from my penis. My semen is now in the trashbin, my penis is now going limp. Thanks, BD. I don't need porn sites anymore!

This may not make me want to see the movie any more than I do, but GODDAMN did it make me happy.

Piranhas and bad bitches = a movie worth checking out.

I'll say it again.... 3D BOOBS AND BLOOD. Consider my ticket purchased.

EWWWWWWWW Jerry O'Connell

That videos been on youtube for a long time. nothing new ha

god. plese remake alligator in 3d with tits NOW.

AUGUST? ugh....

jackmomoff, LOL!! i can't freaking wait for this movie!

The piranha's will have a all you can eat with those asses.

Sweet Jesus !!! Yummy ! Oh yeah, the movie will be great.

Triple Caboose Shot Nice!

Oh yeah, aren't there hungry fish in this movie too?...

i have three coupons for free tongue baths

This pic only further proves that the fish in PIRANHA 3-D can hardly be blamed for their insatiable desire to eat the human cast.

MrD, way to alienate the last few female users of this site! Looks like you won't rest until they're all gone!

yes, because this is exactly what horror is about...yeah...that's it. I wish they'd release this piece of shit so we don't have to read about it everyday on BD.

I agree, Mr. D. You should totally refuse to cover any horror films that have gratuitous T&A in them, so you don't offend anyone's sensiblities. We wouldn't want anyone to be offended or find anything tasteless on a site called Bloody-Disgusting! And as for this not being what horror is about, I agree there, too. Horror movies set in beach/summer settings should be completely devoid of girls in bikinis, and companies trying to sell those multimillion dollar movies to largely male, under 35 audiences should not include any such images in their prerelease materials. Not only would that ensure that no one would be offended by a gory, violent horror flick, but it would also make perfect marketing sense! ;)

Just to be on the safe side, Mr. D, you should also stop covering any vampire or werewolf movies that have any elements of romance, since necrophilia and bestiality might offend someone. In fact, any movie at all in which the monster goes after a female victim because she's physically attractive should be excluded. Any movies in which a person's sex appeal and/or sexual organs are used to lure in/kill their victims is certainly out. If you're going to take out the hot girls, better also make sure you don't show any hunky dudes with their shirts off, or in any other pose/apparel that might appeal to hetero/bi women or gay men. Vampires, succubi, slashers, etc., will all have to be omitted to ensure that those who feel that overt sexuality (especially if it's designed to appeal to someone of a different gender than their own) has no place in horror, and is thus horribly offensive. Then you can change the name of the site to CLEAN-INOFFENSIVE.com, and basically just cover feel good flicks like THE BLINDSIDE and EXTRAORDINARY MEASURES. Wait, those movies have football players and Brendan Fraser, respectively, and may be considered titillating to some readers. Can't cover those either...

In fact, I'm so inspired by some comments in this thread that I'm going to begin a letter-writing campaign, targeting every studio which makes horror films and demanding that they quit including gratuitous sexuality in their product. Just because thousands of college kids are drawn to Spring Break every year by the promise of parties, promiscuity, and hedonism doesn't mean that movies set during Spring Break should include those elements. After all, there is no place in horror for realism. Who needs a setting to be authentic and relatable in order to find the events on-screen frightening? PIRANHA 3-D, for example, would be far more frightening (and, more importantly, less offensive) if it were set in the Great Salt Lake in Utah, and all the bathers eaten by the piranha were conservatively dressed Mormons. Right? The movie would play huge in Salt Lake City! And slasher movies set during slumber parties, at sororities, etc., shouldn't feature any attractive, scantily clad females. Just because those types are part of real events of this nature doesn't mean they should be featured in movies centering on such events! College kids aren't interested in sex anyway, right? Similarly, summer camp settings don't need to include any females who might stir the prurient interests of prepubesecent/pubescent male campers. Sure, just about every real boy who's attended a real summer camp has experienced infatuation with a female camper or counselor at one time or another. But again, who needs realism in horror? I say enough is enough! Instead of playing to the interests of the target demographic for horror films, studios should go purely for wholesome, sanitized, utterly ineffensive entertainment. So I'm starting my crusade to clean up horror today! (And while I'm at it, I'm going to do some investigative work to find out who is making people read every news post on B-D everyday. It shocks and sickens me that some people apparently don't have the freedom to skip over articles about movies they aren't interested in seeing. I'm not sure how it's happening, but obviously some readers "have to" read about certain movies "everyday" on B-D, and I intend to find out who's forcing them at gunpoint to do so, and put a stop to it!)

Why is every horror site milking this little bit of footage like it's anything news-worthy? Is horror news that scarce today?

i hope that bonus is a big part in 3D ;)

Wow, is that what girls look like? I must find a girlfriend before I die.