mary-kate looks pretty coked-up in that first pic.

Who fuc*ing cares about this? i dont understand why this article is even on BD. The delicate side of horror.. yea haha ok

and why is Eric Bana from Star Trex in the background of the first pic?

Under Saturn's rays I rest in eternal sleep. Dopesmoke violates my tomb and awakens me. Clawing from the grave my bat wings spread. Their blood filled with drugs. So high, so dead. Your dope laced blood shows me new highs. Bloodlust, druglust, Count Drugula arise. Strung out on blood I hunt the streets at night. Terror from the sky in bat form I strike. Your naked body dragged back to my darkened crypt. I tie you up, dope you up, then your blood I sip. Drugula....

"an edgy teen romance" haha

Just more proof that in a year's time, BD will be Cosmo with speckles of blood.

shit, i thought it might have been about Beastly from care bears...that would have been waaaaaaaaay better.

Man, as I read this, all I could think was, Bless you Mr. Disgusting for being able to speak about this without making cracks about it. I don't know if I could've.

Ah, lay off guys, you know it's the first decent thing Olsen has had to do since Full House. Next step was going to be a VH1 reality show with Vanilla Ice or something.