Hahaha, wow. This sounds genuinely awful. The remake itself was terrible, but not in an enjoyable way: it was simply and truly painful to watch. This, on the other hand, sounds so inept, so totally and completely slapped together, that we might actually get a mighty fine B-film out of the bargain, on the level of something from Troma.
I'm still not paying to see this piece of fuck in the theater, however.