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Lindsay Lohan to Star in 'Machete'?
Saturday, August 1, 2009


By: MrDisgusting
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"something was made official today!!!!!!!!!" Lindsay Lohan screams on her Twitter page. Two hours later she posted a link to the IMDB page for Robert Rodriguez's Machete, which also features Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Jonah Hill, Robert De Niro and even 80's action star Steven Seagal as cast. Obviously we'll wait for some official confirmation, but it looks like Rodriguez is keeping the grindhouse appeal with the feature film version of his faux trailer. Ethan Maniquis will co-direct the film that follows Machete, a Mexican ex-Federale with a gift for wielding a blade, who hides out as a day laborer, who is double-crossed by a corrupt state senator.



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Justin_Voorhees
3:21pm, August 1, 2009

if all these supposed casting rumours are true this movie will blow hard.


PumkinKarver
3:22pm, August 1, 2009

hellz yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ps-1st(sorry, had 2)


KingOfHorror
3:22pm, August 1, 2009

Yeah Box Office Gold?


I AM THE EGG MAN
3:24pm, August 1, 2009

I don't want to see Lohan in this unless she's naked. I think Steven Seagal being in this is going to kick major ass.


GI.Dan
3:25pm, August 1, 2009

Come to think of it, I have never really seen Lindsay Lohan act. I don't even know if she can.


Knight of Cydonia
3:41pm, August 1, 2009

Hopefully she's the daughter Machete bangs in the hot springs.


ParisHiltonLover
3:50pm, August 1, 2009

I hope so Lindsay is a great actress no matter what her rep has been in the past years.


D-Nugz!
4:11pm, August 1, 2009

Lindsay Lohan sucks..dick


Profit77
4:20pm, August 1, 2009

Fuck Lindsay Lohan nothing but a skinny ass trash Ginger


HorrorFan101
4:21pm, August 1, 2009

I thought it was all rumoures that De Niro And Seagal were going to be in the movie.


captspauldingo333
4:39pm, August 1, 2009

What a way to ruin a good idea...


nricexbox
4:40pm, August 1, 2009

first Seagal and now Lohan? I'm losing my faith in this movie. Why can't we get Cheech confirmed already?


apk420kane
4:42pm, August 1, 2009

She'd better get naked in it!


AvoidTheCheese
4:58pm, August 1, 2009

oh sheeeit gangsta' priest! and on the topic of po' Lindsay dear, I hope she's used for some sex rest and then get's her ass shot jus' for effect you know, is this Grindhouse o' not!


milkman
5:05pm, August 1, 2009

As usual most of you don't get it. This is a Grindhouse movie and casting Lohan in it is pure genuis. This is supposed to be a film you would see as a co-feature at the drive-ins of old. Also, most of you are a bunch of misogynistic assholes.


SDX-800
5:26pm, August 1, 2009

This is awesome casting, and very clever really when you think about it. steven seagal is awesome and a legend I would give my soul for this to be true.


Skratchy
5:35pm, August 1, 2009

Lindsay Lohan? Really? All the others are fine cause it's going to be a blast of a cheesy movie. But her? Seriously, she better just be there to get naked or something.


darkomen
6:07pm, August 1, 2009

lindsay lohan nnnnnnnnoooooooooo she is going to kill this movie.


CJ_01976
6:19pm, August 1, 2009

If she is in it, I will not watch it. Ever. More proof that Rodriguez has sold out.


Demented D
6:25pm, August 1, 2009

Count me out then. Lindsay Lohan is a fly on a piece of shit.


Screamer
7:16pm, August 1, 2009

You guys are such babies.


lennon86
7:41pm, August 1, 2009

id rather her not be in it tbh... unless... youknow... she shows her tits?


hor666
7:56pm, August 1, 2009

if she gets fucked hard in it and is naked and for sex only then its fine with me that shes in it. if not, then i dont wanna see her in it unless she truly can kick some ass and weild a weapon in it then maybe? just maybe?...


_Devil's Reject_
8:15pm, August 1, 2009

Oh geez. You men are all pigs. Tits are tits. And hers are fake anyway. And this isn't porn, so she isn't going to get fucked. Damn you guys. The movie was going to suck BEFORE she was cast. And honestly, are you going to sit through a 2 hour movie just to see a pair of fake tits?


Screamer
8:41pm, August 1, 2009

Her tits aren't fake.


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