The archangel Michael needs a submachine gun, because humans have submachine guns. And he needs to shoot them, before they shoot him. He's an angel, not god, he can't just cause people to have an aneurism for no reason, he has to kill them gore style. Bullets, blades, and ass-kickery from an archangel, it's what I've been waiting for for years. All the other angels in movies are all touchy feely "now how does that make you feel?" pussies. This one's here to kick as much ass as possible. FINALLY