I'm reminded of the wonderful poster for HATCHET - THE ONE THAT'S NOT A REMAKE, NOT A SEQUEL, NOT A REIMAGINING AND NOT AN AMERICAN VERSION OF THAT JAPANESE ONE. Thank GOD for an American thriller/horror picture being made that's going to be about a new, original subject. YEAH! I'd like to make a point of suggesting that EVERYONE support this movie when it comes out - tell your horror friends to go see it! Oh, and **** ORPHAN (*Spoiler*): She's a 60yo prostitute with Andy Milonakis' condition. Yeah.