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Uncle Coffins Hurts My Brain, Who Are You?!
Monday, June 8, 2009


By: MrDisgusting
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Nothing says Halloween like 50 promos, images and an official MySpace page dedicated to Uncle Coffins, who appears to be as important (if not more) as Michael Myers in the Rob Zombie directed sequel H2. Obviously I'm being sarcastic, but seriously, why can't we get some images of the other characters in the movie? Why is this "Uncle Coffins" so friggin' important? Whatever. Watch the new promo below and check out H2 in theaters August 28th.

Coffins promo 1


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Moeses213
10:22pm, June 8, 2009

Huh?


HalloweenFridayThe13Th
10:33pm, June 8, 2009

I like Halloween, but, I would rather see a 30 second promo of Michael Myers. And I'm sure everyone who makes a post after me would agree.


MichaelMyers1031
10:34pm, June 8, 2009

I WANT LAURIE!!!!!!!!! LOOMIS!!!!!! OR BRACKET!!!!!!! FUCK THIS GUY!!!!!!!


Krug09
10:35pm, June 8, 2009

?


HYBRID1991
10:43pm, June 8, 2009

your right MR.D, how about some pics of Brad Douriff or Brea Grant. i really hope Mikey tears this coffins guy in half even though he has made me laugh a couple of times lol


BloodyCape
10:54pm, June 8, 2009

oh for fucks sake!


Remember Slithis?
10:56pm, June 8, 2009

This is probably some buddy of Zombies that's trying mess with all the haters on the net.If not and he's some part of the movie like a Elvyra style tv host,Then I hope myers rips his throat out.I'm sure Rob is getting a laugh at the feedback he'll see from this.


mjslawrence
11:22pm, June 8, 2009

I agree...who gives a damn about him? I hope his role in the film's small...


Halloweenfranchise
11:29pm, June 8, 2009

That is exactly what I do every time I say Halloween 2, Laugh hysterically. This is about as funny as being in Hangover the other night. Sold out show, The Final Destination trailer comes on, you here everyone going "I want to see that", "that looks awesome." Then Halloween 2 comes on next, and you here people in the crowd laughing, then some guy screams out Hobo Myers! That was hilarious!


fire bad!
12:14am, June 9, 2009

oh jesus, he's gonna be the help from an unlikeley source we heard about....fuck it all, he'll probably end upbeing Mike's dad, which I imagine in Zombies head will give the reason why Mike loves halloween so much...thus further making Mike just another hard-luck case gone bad


mr_halloween24_7
12:17am, June 9, 2009

god, ZOMBIE!!! WTF are you doing? seriously, why do u want us to hate u? I just dont get it. John Carpenter must be pissed. This is not furthering the Halloween series whatsoever. This is just dumb. Not scary, not interesting. just dumb.


theshape826
12:19am, June 9, 2009

so sick of this fuckin dude


marsdreamjunky
12:22am, June 9, 2009

fuck this uncle coffins shit, god this movie is looking dumber and dumber


MichaelMyers1031
12:25am, June 9, 2009

mr_halloween24_7 you really think Carpenter gives a damn?


ThunderDragoon
12:40am, June 9, 2009

I wonder if this will bomb at the box office.


Rampage14
12:54am, June 9, 2009

You see it's bullshit footage like this that causes people like 'halloweenfranchise' to go ballistic at RZ helming the "Halloween" series. After seeing this shit should we really ignore that petition!!!!!


Halloweenfranchise
1:01am, June 9, 2009

No everyone should sign the petition. F*ck Uncle Coffin! F*ck Rob Zombie!To: Weinstein Company/Rob Cummings To: Robert Bartleh Cummings (A.K.A. Rob Zombie) CC: Malek Akkad, Bob & Harvey Weinstein Weinstein Company LLC 345 Hudson St., 13th Fl. New York, NY 10014 RE: Rob Zombie’s Halloween 2 We, the undersigned, ask that Robert Bartleh Cummings (A.K.A. Rob Zombie), director of Weinstein Company/ Dimension Films upcoming motion picture “H2: Halloween 2” reconsider the decision to take the sequel of the re-visioning of Halloween and The Halloween Franchise in the direction in which it has been directed. We feel that Rob Zombie’s 2007 Re-visioning of Halloween took the film and franchise in a wrong but still salvageable direction. From the information provided by Robert Cummings on the sequel to that motion picture and the trailer released to the internet on youtube.com and movies.yahoo.com. It is clear that he is taking the Halloween franchise further down the spiral from which many fans feel there will be no return. We feel that from the scenes of the trailer and information provided the film looks to be a mimic of a few combined horror motion pictures. We also feel that his casting of Sheri Lyn Skurkis (A.K.A. Sheri Moon Zombie) is not based on acting ability or merit, but due only to the fact he must cast his spouse in every motion picture he directs. Sheri Moon should be omitted from the cast and those scenes be corrected. Another major concern for us fans is that it has been reported by Robert Cummings, other cast and news that Michael Myers will not be wearing the classic William Shatner based mask or any altered or re-envisioned concept of that mask for 70% of the feature motion picture. We the fans ask that Mr. Cummings re-write and re-shoot the film with the deletion of the mentioned scenes and/or plot. We feel that Michael Myers is 100% evil without cause and should be left at that conclusion. If the film is released as it now stands it will without a doubt destroy the entire franchise and become a mockery of what Debra Hill, John Carpenter, Moustapha Akkad, Tommy Lee Wallace and so many others have immortalized in horror motion picture history. Sincerely,Every Motherf*cker Tired of this hillbilly Uncle Coffin, Redneck band, homeless myers Sh*t http://www.petitiononline.com/robzh2/petition.html


Halloweenfranchise
1:03am, June 9, 2009

Also they disabled commenting on the video! LMFAO!


hayesy39
1:39am, June 9, 2009

WTF looks like a reject from house of a 1000 corpse's....Uncle Coffin ! more like bozo the clown .


frgt10
2:53am, June 9, 2009

Isn't that Bill Mosely?


travn8r1990
2:54am, June 9, 2009

ugh.. this shit makes me regret defending this movie a bit.


Dr.JACK
3:27am, June 9, 2009

This guys annoys the shit out of me.


appleOFdiscord
5:43am, June 9, 2009

Is Coffins going to be a narrator in the film? Cause he is starting to look like one


crow454
7:02am, June 9, 2009

So explain to me again what signing the petition of a movie that is definitely coming out, and as you stated (and lied about the reaction) has trailers in the theater, going to do. Franchise, you can't really be that stupid can you? Are you supervised at the moment?


crow454
7:07am, June 9, 2009

And the promo is really nothing to get worked up about. It's nothing. I don't want to see the entire flick before it comes out. It cracks me up that there is bitching about this because its not a big enough spoiler, yet the same complainers are ooohing and ahhing over some pics of a porn star in a non-revealing bikini on the Piranha 3-D post. Where's the pics of the piranhas?


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