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Geesh... Why do I sense an Uncle Seymour spinoff in the works?

The trailer is being released tonight via Fangoria.

This is such an incredibly daring new direction Zombie is going in! Seymour Coffins and his outrageous shenanigans enrich the Halloween universe ten-fold! Pike molests collies!

No need to apologize to the trolls who are sick of hearing about Halloween 2, after all, this IS a horror movie site, and way more people are interested in hearing about this movie than not. If they don't like it, they don't have to read the news... They simply post for the attention :) Apparently, along with lacking social skills, they also lack respect for others.

I guess now we know what movie Zombie REALLY wanted to make, and sadly, it doesn't sound like it was Halloween 2. I don't think people are sick of Halloween 2 updates, btw. I think people are sick of all those updates being about stuff like Weird Al and "Uncle Coffins".

hey slasher 12, or anyone with info, is it a def. that the trailer is being premired tonight? im dying to know. anyone with info email me pls. metroex78@gmail.com. thanks alot. RS

Lordof whatever still a bit too interested in my bathroom, and now sexual, proclivities. Get a hobby, junior. By the way, the Coffins stuff is just for fun. Anybody who thinks this fellow is going to dominate the flick is on the intellectual level of this mental defective who has taken an unhealty interest in my private life.

oh maaaaaaaaan enough with this boring uncle coffins shit, no one gives a fuck about him. He will probably get killed anyway (after all this annoying uncle coffins shit I hope it will be a most gruesome death) after a minute or so of total screentime. Much like Barry Simms in H6.

Uncle Coffins looks drunk!

muahahahahaha.... Jason2009, I couldn't agree more. Pike-scum, I couldn't agree less. I did not know until your post that you molest said collies in your bathroom. What a fiendish little douche you are. This mental defective isn't going away any time soon.

I live down here in TJ. What bar was he at? Judging by the quality of the chicas he was with, I'm guessing he was either at Bolero, Amnesia or Adelita.

Wow, I'm so glad the Pike fellow cleared everything up. If not for him, I would have walked blindly into this film thinking it was a biopic on the retard with the purple ukelele. Also, I don't recall anyone stating this moronic character was going to dominate the film. You poorly assumed that's what everyone thought. Stop stating the obvious, asshole. Get back to your collie.

Yeah... Do we know for fact that a trailer is being released via Fangoria tonight? That's kind of major news. Seems RZ (or BD) would have made mention of that on his blog instead of more Uncle Jizzfarts updates. As for Coffins... Even if he is killed off there could always be a prequel describing in great detail how he came to be a local Haddonfield star and WHY he went to TJ.... Starring Daeg as young Coffins and Sherri Moon Pie Zombie as Mother Coffins... HA! Just kidding kids, don't get your tampon strings tied in a knot. And Jason2009... I'm LMAO at your post. I forgot about that Barry business in Pt. 6... That was awful!! I'm sure Seymour's few moments on screen will be much more entertaining! Hopefully.

LMAO MiskatonicU!!

Ya know guys... I'm really gonna miss this shit once the flick actually comes out and there are no more "News" updates and reading all the comments that follow...

I think that MyersKin80 may be right. I kinda get the vibe we might see a full length Uncle Seymour COffins movie someday. In fact, Rob might've already been to work on one. Anyone remember an interview after The Devil's Rejects where he was asked the question of whether or not his next movie would be a horror film? His reply was something like: "It's not going to be a horror film per se but it is going to be set in that world". I could be reading too much into this but you never know.

man iam so pumped to see this movie i really hope it turns out as good as i think it will

Holy shit. Best thing I've read all day: "Uncle Jizzfarts". Dammit that's funny, MyersKin80. Thank you for that.

don´t worry MyersKin80 there will be plenty of upcoming horrormovies we will comment on like the Nightmare remake,the Hellraiser remake,the Friday the 13th sequel or the Childs Play remake. This party has just startet.

damn! I meant "started" of course. sry for the typo.

Very true Jas... Very true!

Time out... where did we hear that they're releasing the trailer tonight?

i am certainly not pissed about all the halloween news. i love hearing about it. its michael myers! not rob zombie! he's making the movies, but its still the same killer we all know, but humanized! the only thing im aggitated about is all the updates are mostly shit that has little to do with the movie! bring the movie stills and trailers on already!

Haha, Zombie is too funny.