Wednesday, April 1, 2009
It’s no secret that ever since Cloverfield was a smash at the box office, sequel buzz has been non-stop, but what if they were able to do it right under our noses…again? Over the course of the last few days, we’ve received several spy reports that filming had begun, but decided it best not to jump the gun, but now some reliable details are starting to leak out and it’s officially time to get pumped for the return of all-out-monster action!
The aforementioned spies have been reporting from the beaches of Cabo San Lucas in Mexico - where the film is apparently taking advantage of the spring break crowds - for a large action scene rumored to be the opening sequence of the film. While no official announcements have been made, our spies have gathered from talking to P.A.’s and Craft Services with loose lips that Matt Reeves has returned (this is the reason for the Let the Right One In remake delay) as Director and J.J. Abrams is once again serving as producer. This time, however, screenwriting credit will be shared by Drew Goddard and Damon Lindelof (LOST). Also scheduled to return are Odette Yustman (Beth) and Michael Stahl-David as Rob, along with a large cast of newcomers.
“Cloverfield Raids Again,” as its being referred to around set (likely not the final title), is said to retain the handheld camera aesthetic but to be much larger in scale, taking place in several locales around the world and featuring not one, but several monsters. As for the infamous final shot of the first film, in which a much-debated satellite falls from the sky into the ocean – it’s said to be a major jumping off point for this film as it apparently awoke not one, but several creatures… all that may or may not have grown from spores deep in the sea.
We’ve also heard that the locations include Mexico, a return to New York, Los Angeles, Washington D.C., North Carolina, the volcanoes of Hawaii, Tokyo, Antarctica, Space, Tokyo in 1985 (complete with appearance of Raymond Burr), among many more and will feature not only several Cloverfield monsters, but also Hedorah, Mothra, and giant crab monsters.
Titles already said to be rejected by the studio are said to include “Four Leaf Cloverfield”, “Cloverfield Vs. Monsters Vs. Aliens” and “Clover…Field of Dreams.”
It should be noted that there are no official press releases or announcements in the trades yet, but we’re hearing this from some reliable sources. It should also noted that this is all fake, but who knows, what if they were filming this right now?
Read 47 User Comments
not funny, i was way x-cited |
Wow, basically had me until Hedorah. ....Though I might pay to see Cloverfield VS Mothra. |
No, THIS is the worst April Fool's joke ever: http://www.fangoriaonline.com/home/news/9-film-news/1980-wa tchmens-goode-as-new-pinhead.html |
i was excited for a minute. i didnt read the whole article, after reading the headline i went to rottentomatoes and read the spiderman 4 announcement.
at the end of that article it says, 'April Fools!'
i put two and two together came back here and my dreams were crushed XD
lmao
thanks guys. |
Ahhhhhh, goddamn youse, April Foolers! Goddamn you straight to helllllll!!! *shaking angry fist* |
You cruel bastards... funny though. |
I actually believed this one. Terrible joke though.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4942866/1/Halloween_One_Good_ Scare_continued
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Oh man i was really excited. Thought the Mothra and others thing was unbelievable but i bought it. I trusted you guys and you betrayed that trust.Dicks. |
wow Fangoria cant even make a good belivable joke. FUCK FANGORIA! |
Even before I clicked on the link I knew it was a joke. The moment that I knew 100% that it was a joke was when you mentioned Space lol. I know they wouldn't do that crap. In all seriousness though, I really think they are filming this right now. Just wait for the trailer to come with Transformers 2. |
this sucks! i read the article title and was like "YES!!". i want a CLOVERFIELD sequel! :) |
That hurts man, that hurts. |
Wow that pissed me off. I really wanted a Cloverfield sequel, and to hear that it was happening NOW made me even happier. Until I got to the end and thought "Wait a minute...it's April Fool's Day...SHIT!" |
GREAT PRANK I FELL FOR IT!!
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Don't most sites just do one joke and move on? What is this, the fourth? The desperation for humor and attention really is that: desperate. |
ugh..i knew it was bs by the end when it was throwing in dumb stuff like Mothra being in the movie..
this is twice today i got it good..
came into work with my entire cubical covered in post-it notes..
now this!
hah |
i went trough all the trouble of signing up, just so i can say that you guys are massive a-holes. |
April Fools Day fucking sucks. Why the hell do people even bother doing this shit? |
Bloody-Disgusting, you've pretty much proved your point that you're horrible at writing April Fool's day articles after the 3 you've posted today (hopefully there aren't more to come). Next year, take a few notes from bigger companies (such as G-mail) that get creative with their April Fool's jokes. |
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