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The Weinstein Company Going French Crazy at Cannes
Wednesday, April 1, 2009


By: MrDisgusting
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Cannes, the Nation’s biggest market, it slated to open their door to buyers this May, but already studios are working overtime to acquire films for release over the next couple of years. One company that always makes the big buys for the horror genre is The Weinstein Company, who we learned is already spending the big bucks on some big films your not gonna want to miss. Read on for the story.



The Cannes Festival runs from May 13-24 and is one of the world's oldest, most influential and prestigious film festivals alongside Venice and Berlin.

We got early word that The Weinstein Company has been making some huge plays – for French films. With High Lane, Mutants, The Pack, The Horde and Humans (Humains) on the market, word has it that deals are in play to acquire not only the aforementioned titles, but all French horror titles for the next decade.

I am a huge fan of horror and always have been,” Bob Weinstein tells an associate of Bloody-Disgusting. “And with all of the remakes here in the US, we wanted to tap into the real source of inspiration, and that’s French horror.

Remember, I directed the classic horror film The Burning (1981), he explains, "I know quality horror,” adding, “we’ve been in the business a long time and have made it our goal to bring US audiences the best in foreign terror.

In recent years The Weinstein Company have brought us some phenomenal French films including Inside and the forthcoming Martyrs, while they have also locked in deals for some duds like Dante 01.

We figured if we just buy EVERYTHING, we’ll get our hands on all of the great films, along with some of the less popular ones,” Bob explains. “This has been a very tricky process, but I think we’re close to making deals with all of the sales agents who represents French horror. We’re going to have it all. The whole enchilada.

Bob continues explaining that technology is a big factor in the dealings, with the obvious remake potential. He goes over his entire distribution plan with us.

Have you tried Xbox Live? It’s simply astounding. The process is quite simple. It begins with the DVD -- all we have to do is make a DVD cover with some flashy foil and all of the foolish horror fans will purchase immediately,” he continues, “then, we’ll edit all of the films so the MPAA gives them an R-rating and all of the families can get themselves a watered-down version at Wal-Mart, Blockbuster and Netflix. The last step is sticking it on Xbox for immediate streaming, alongside iTunes' new HD shop.

Bob continues, “But the kicker is the remake potential. When we get the rights, we also get the remake rights, so we can reboot any of the films we buy. And with the way things have been going, it only makes sense to remake everything.” Seriously adding, “I can’t wait for remakes of classics like Jaws and Jurassic Park, what the heck is taking Spielberg so long?”

Sources close to us were on site when the dealings were in progress and said that they witnessed “a full-blown temper tantrum” thrown by the brothers over a small line in the contract. What exactly caused the outburst? Apparently Bob and Harvey want to not only buy out everything, but they also want an option to return anything they don’t like.

They were heard screaming, “We didn’t like Frontier(s), so we just refused to pay. What are you going to do, sue us? We’re the mother-f*cking Weinsteins!” Harvey adding, “When the Easy Bake Oven was released in 1963, I hated it. So I went to the store with my mom and returned it. If I don’t like a movie I buy (without seeing it), why can’t I return it?

In case you forgot, Fronteir(s) was eventually released by Lionsgate via After Dark Films after the rights were reverted back to the owners when the Weinsteins refused to pay.

The deal will give the Weinsteins dozens of the French horror movies over the next ten years to dump on DVD via their Dimension Extreme label and remake for Dimension Films (their theatrical label).

As long as we edit everything like Saw and load the films with teenagers with big boobs, people will come out to see it; that’s why Grindhouse flopped,” he jokes. “American audiences are stupid, we tell them exactly what they want and it works 99% of the time.

What next?

We hear Sweden has a lot of good horror films, along with Norway. But that will have to wait until after we take over Spain,” he ends with an evil wink that gave our reporter the chills.

The deal is expected to close on April 1st, April Fool's Day.



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Saturdaythe13th
3:45am, April 1, 2009

You guys have done far better April Fool's articles in the past. This one felt like it was trying too hard.


takingbacksados
3:45am, April 1, 2009

You bastards! Haha, the article started off fairly normal then got weirder and weirder.


Static
3:47am, April 1, 2009

Not up to your usual April's Fools quality if you ask me Mr. D Oh well, maybe next year.


MrDisgusting
4:04am, April 1, 2009

A Nightmare on Elm Street caliber story would be too obvious, tough year....


MrDisgusting
4:05am, April 1, 2009

I dont think anything will top my Ghostbusters story from last year... like ever: http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/8543


Static
4:16am, April 1, 2009

Moviehole actually went with the Freddy thing. I spotted it a mile away. I see your point.


zooey
4:27am, April 1, 2009

they're assholes but they're fucken smart assholes i told ya'll French horror is supreme! and I know i'm not the only one that liked and bought Frontier(s) it was an awesome movie. foreign horror is the only way to go these days esp. when titles like Friday the 13th (remake)sucked cunas!


zooey
4:31am, April 1, 2009

damn april fools!


runbitch!
5:56am, April 1, 2009

I got fooled........:(


jmacgrath
7:08am, April 1, 2009

bahaha, sad thing is, these are all things Harvey would easily say on any given day... which scares the shit out of me haha!!! Good joke though! :P


rusted31
7:25am, April 1, 2009

hahahaha this one wasnt too bad but nowhere near as good as Ghostbusters from last year. I was expecting a NOES one but as you said , too obvious.


SummerCampSlasher
8:33am, April 1, 2009

You blew it at the very beginning with Harvey claiming that he directed The Burning.


PresidentObama
8:42am, April 1, 2009

Very funny, I liked it!


nricexbox
11:12am, April 1, 2009

funny...make the Weinstein's out to be egotistical loons. "'all we have to do is make a DVD cover with some flashy foil and all of the foolish horror fans will purchase immediately', he continues, 'then, we’ll edit all of the films so the MPAA gives them an R-rating and all of the families can get themselves a watered-down version at Wal-Mart, Blockbuster and Netflix. The last step is sticking it on Xbox for immediate streaming, alongside iTunes' new HD shop.'" really? you're right though, its going to be hard to top last year's. is there a B-D April Fool's archive?


rosemarys_son92
12:27pm, April 1, 2009

This so obviously an April Fools Day joke. I actually believed it until "Remember, I directed the classic horror film The Burning (1981), he explains, "I know quality horror,” Ha Ha Ha. I think it got waaaaay too obviously fake sounding, which probably was what you were aiming for. But you did fool me in the beginning Ha Haand it was a welcome output :)


goooore
12:40pm, April 1, 2009

Hahahaha! As it kept going, I was like WTF this guy is nuts. By the end, you had to figure it was an April fool's joke, but only because I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING on april 1st.


milkieboy
12:49pm, April 1, 2009

This was funny.


deLiriUM
12:54pm, April 1, 2009

what makes this so truly horrifying is that it is so real.


Droogie13
2:38pm, April 1, 2009

Just like the "Spielberg remaking Duel and Jaws" joke you guys pulled last year, this might be funny, except for the fact that this isn't exactly implausible.


djblack1313
3:44pm, April 1, 2009

OMFG! LOL. i almost was going to go fucking crazy with anger reading this article! lol. you got me. but then again, the WEINSTEINS have done some really bad marketing/promotions/etc for a bunch of their genre films, so what you put in your "article" isn't SOOOO out of the realm of the W's.


Daverat
5:22pm, April 1, 2009

Even though THE BURNING was directed by Tony Maylam I can so picture Bob Weinstein saying some stupid shit like that. HILARIOUS.. once I figured out the joke.


shiv
12:54pm, April 2, 2009

so are those actual movies listed at the beginning of the article? i know mutants is but was wondering about the others.


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