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Commercial for 'Uncle Seymore Coffins' Creature Double-Feature'
Wednesday, April 1, 2009


By: MrDisgusting
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While most movies are in production, everything in shrouded in secrecy. But sometimes you get a special gent like Mr. Rob Zombie who pulls out all stops to bring you something fresh and new every day. Today he launched Uncle Seymore Coffins' official Myspace page that's not only loaded with images, but also carries a commercial for "Uncle Seymore Coffins' Creature Double-Feature", a TV show being used in his sequel to Halloween arriving in theaters August 28th. I'll take a little fun with my bloody murder any day.

Uncle Seymore Coffins' Creature Double-Feature



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mav07
2:13am, April 1, 2009

It looks like the Wolfman mated with Freddie Mercury and created Seymore Coffins.


Jonny Horror
2:30am, April 1, 2009

I miss shows like this. When I was a little kid in the 70's, we used to have a local show in Seattle every Friday night, year round called "Nightmare Theater" that had a wacked out Count Dracula saying cheesy one liners before introducing the movie of the night which was usually a classic Universal horror film. He would come back in from commercial breaks and keep the cheese rollin, but that for me was awesome when you were a kid at an early age that loved horror movies/monsters like I did.


Profondo-rosso
4:08am, April 1, 2009

This is why I like Rob Zombies work. You can't question his work ethic. I'd much rather have Zombie directing Halloween, bringing his unique vision to the series with his own personal touch. With him being involved in music, art and films you get a feeling that creatively his films are multi-layered and he considers all avenues creatively to output his ideas. The film will be safe in Zombies hands. Anybody bitching about it needs to ask themselves who would they prefer to direct it. Truth is, there is not many talented horror directors who would want to be involved in the series. Zombie compared to a direct-by-numbers MTV video director....I choose Zombie.


showtime1976
6:14am, April 1, 2009

Jonny Horror, Profondo, I would have to agree. I remember when I was a kid, There used to be a SATURDAY NIGHTMARES that came on every saturday and played movies like DARK NIGHT OF THE SCARECROW, WEREWOLF (the series), & NIGHT OF THE CREEPS. And who could ever forget MONSTERVITION with Joe Bob. Yeah, those were the good ol days. And I also agree with Rob's talent, he has a way with bringing back that classic horror movie feel.


jmacgrath
7:02am, April 1, 2009

I hate Rob Zombie. Nuff said.


crow454
7:05am, April 1, 2009

Chiller Theater for me, loved it. Like how much Zombie is throwing into this flick, all the tiny details. He is a man of vision, he knows what kind of movie he wants to make and throws himself in. Yes I know the regulars will say "his vision is shit"...personal tastes, but you can't deny his dedication. Some folk were thinking that Seymore was Rob himself, but after seeing this, I don't think so.


Bodenland Unbound
7:27am, April 1, 2009

Now it looks right! Forget those lame B&W flyers... Uncle Coffins Rules!


rusted31
7:40am, April 1, 2009

Zombie might be a lot of things but you have to give the guy credit for wanting to do things his way and for trying to do things that are a bit different. As Profondo-rosso pointed out , I'd rather have RZ over some music video director using horror as his platform into features.


rusted31
7:40am, April 1, 2009

Zombie might be a lot of things but you have to give the guy credit for wanting to do things his way and for trying to do things that are a bit different. As Profondo-rosso pointed out , I'd rather have RZ over some music video director using horror as his platform into features.


KandyMan
8:34am, April 1, 2009

that freaked me out, roll on august! KM


P.W.
8:49am, April 1, 2009

Crow454 you are the man. Chiller theater was the best growing up. Every Saturday night I'd watch and made sure to watch the beginning where the hand would come up from the ground and writhe around. Then it would toss the letters spelling out CHILLER!. That was cool. Jonnyhorror is right too. They don't make em' like that anymore. Channel 11 WPIX New York Saturday nights, Baby.


Inga
9:03am, April 1, 2009

I had Ghoulardi at a kid. Saturday nights, staying up late...ahh the memories!


bleed24
10:33am, April 1, 2009

I feel like Im back in the 70's.


GoliathSlasher
10:35am, April 1, 2009

gos this just looks pretty damn sweet. its pretty original too, i mean he did something similar in house1kcorpses, but this is different. this is unique. keep the good shit coming rob!


bleed24
10:50am, April 1, 2009

I think Rob hates the fact that were in the year 2009.Hey man, Im with u.I justed pulled my old van out of the garage and im getting it air brushed with fucking naked chicks all over it.This movie is going to be groovy.


bleed24
11:02am, April 1, 2009

I feel the love,and Im also starting to feel this moonshine Im drinking out of mason jar.Peace to everyone.


pissing_lasers
11:37am, April 1, 2009

Bleed,that old van w/ the nekkid chicks on it has been w/ you the whole time,the only thing you've ever driven....this does kinda have a groovy-hippy vibe to it,huh?.........stupid hippies


bleed24
12:10pm, April 1, 2009

Yeah pissing,now u pull your chick mobile out and will do some racing.U know,that Gremlin u luv so much.And i want to borrow one of those tie-dyes from u,Ive got a date with my gypsy slut.Cool man?


pissing_lasers
12:55pm, April 1, 2009

Deal! I gotta finish painting the wizard on the sides though,and score the acid,is it possible to hook a record player up in a Gremlin?....maybe an 8-track?.........Hey couldnt Zombie just have done the "Dr.Dementia" thing instead of this shit? *shrugs*


Pike
1:28pm, April 1, 2009

I hate movies set in times other than my own. Take Westerns. There were these guys like Ford or Peckinpah who made these strange flicks in which people rode horses! It looked so weird. These cowboys always dressed funny and talked even funnier. Aw, shucks. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. That gets on my nerves. These flicks frequently had farmers & rednecks in them and they would listen to weird redneck music. There were even hillbillies around. I hate that. I always thought they should use cool hip-hop tunes on their soundtracks. These stupid directors always used the same actors over and over, which drives me crazy. They were always expressing weird personal ideas in their films, which I hate. RZ reminds me of these has-beens. Why can't he make good movies like Michael Bay?


P.W.
1:41pm, April 1, 2009

Pike for President of this blog!


Horror_Guy
1:50pm, April 1, 2009

Wow that's Bill? This is the first roll Bill has played that he doesn't sound like Bill. I like!


Cr8nkenstein
1:53pm, April 1, 2009

Looks cool... Reminds me of those 'Shock Theatre' episodes.


Pike
5:06pm, April 1, 2009

Horror-Guy, that isn't Bill. He had to leave the shoot because of a conflict in his schedule. This actor who replaced him has as yet been unidentified. He looks pretty good though.


zombieslasher13
5:43pm, April 1, 2009

It's the Jeff guy who was the GEICO caveman. He plays a deputy and Uncle Seymour Coffins in this film. Somebody on IMDB has photos comparying the two and they match.


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