Happy Birthday to me, not. Tim Anderson just submitted this week's Horror In Your House, which details all of the DVD releases for March 3rd, 2009. Beyond the break you can check out everything arriving at a retailer near you, the only major film of note is Dimension Extreme's Dead in 3 Days.
Horror in your House
March 3, 2009
By: Tex Massacre
ATTACK GIRLS SWIM TEAM VS. THE UNDEAD: ADV Films (TEX’S PICK OF THE WEEK)
Get ready for the worst first week of school EVER! No sooner has beautiful young Aki stepped on campus than she's pressed into service replacing a girl beat up by the swim team's overzealous male instructor. Next a psycho scientist sent in to inoculate the luscious young student bodies against a new virus makes a little error in judgment, resulting in a not-so-little flesh-eating zombie problem. Now, with most of the school and all of the teachers running amuck, eating each other, having rabid sex and juggling, it's up to Aki and her new found allies on the Girls Swim Team to send these monsters to the shower scenes!
TEX SAYS: Confession time….I haven’t seen this film, and there seems to be some debate over when it was actually released. ADV notes it’s March 3rd, but Amazon has had it in stock for 3 months! So…whatever! This is must see sin-ema for fans of the TOKYO GORE POLICE variety!!!
A clique of teenagers begins to receive life threatening cell-phone messages that warn "In three days you're dead" and they soon begin to die at the hands of a shrouded killer. One girl in the group is the only one who discovers a mysterious clue leading to the assailant's identity, but as the body count rises and the slayings become more and more vicious, no-one outside of her group wants to believe her and time is running out...
THE EXORCIST CHRONICLES: SRS Cinema
In 1983, a renowned psychiatrist named Eric Forester was granted permission by the Catholic Church to document and prove the validity of demonic possession. He was assigned several different priests, who at the time, were investigating people allegedly possessed by demons. The Church hoped that Dr. Foresters expertise in the field of abnormal psychology would determine the authenticity of each case. The project was later titled The Exorcist Chronicles.
FALSE FACE: Midnight Releasing
Ted’s gambling problem is taking a toll on his relationship, his finances and his sanity. He owes a lot of money that he can t pay back and he s at the end of his rope. Out of desperation, Ted makes a deal with some shady characters for a large sum of money. All he has to do is follow 3 simple rules. But once the rules are broken, his girlfriend disappears, people begin to follow him and strange phone calls coming from his own home number drive him into paranoia. Ted must own up to his debts and pay the ultimate price...
GONE THE WAY OF FLESH: Cut 'N' Run/Tempe
The story of a mysterious killer with a blood-lust for rock n’ roll groupies. A local town is outraged as underage female fans start turning up in pieces after live performances by The Jason Martinko Revue. It is up to one detective to rid his city of this traveling roadshow of filth, as he struggles to overcome numerous addictions.
THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME (1982): Sony Pictures
Quasimodo, the hunchbacked bellringer of Notre Dame's cathedral, falls in love with the beautiful gypsy dancer, Esmeralda. When Esmeralda is arrested for lewd dancing, she catches the eye of Quasimodo's guardian, the archdeacon of the cathedral. Further unwanted affections are lavished upon her by a poor street poet. But Esmeralda's love is reserved for a handsome soldier. When a mob accuses Esmeralda of being a murderer and a witch, Quasimodo must rescue her by claiming sanctuary for her in the cathedral.
IN SEARCH OF LOVECRAFT: Midnight Releasing
While shooting a Halloween news story on horror writer H.P. Lovecraft, reporter Rebecca Marsh discovers that the fiction Lovecraft wrote is actually true; the creatures and cults described in his writings really exist. She enlists the help of her cameraman, an occult expert, and Keja, a sexy witch who is expert on the Lovecraft mythos. Only together may they survive the vicious attacks of the cult s creatures.
TASTE OF FLESH: Brain Damage
Four young co-eds receive an invitation to a rave but find out quickly after entering that it s not the party they signed up for. They find themselves being stalked by THE HUNTER and brutally tortured by THE CHEF in his sick demented ways of creating a delightful meal for The Hunter s taste for human flesh.
WET KISS: Burning Moon
In this supernatural tale of obsession and betrayal, a young woman known only as Sunflower is murdered. Those involved covered up the crime and as a result they find their lives in ruin. Pete Downey has only the best of intentions when he comes to the aid of the mysterious woman that stumbled into his life. The relationship between Pete and the woman grows. Having only known cruelty and loneliness, she craves the kindness that Pete and his cousin, Sam, extend to her. Tragedy results when the womans crush on Pete is exploited. Pete s life spirals out of control. He obsesses about Sunflower s true identity and guilt over his inability to prevent her death. When those involved begin to die, they must discover if one of their own is responsible....or has Sunflower returned from her watery grave to exact the justice she deserves.
I picked up Attack girls swim team vs the undead a few months back at fye. its entertaining, odd, and cheesy. not as good as machine girl, or tokyo gore police, but it probably is the best film being released this week.
LUCKY...its online but not in stores. It is usually really good with random movies I want. Especially with the dimension extreme movies, but not Dead in 3 days for some reason. Well amazon.com it is...
persona95 i think your walmart must suck because even on their website it says available in limited stores whenever it says that my walmart always gets the titles might check out either another walmart or bestbuy if you have them
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Get ready for the worst first week of school EVER! No sooner has beautiful young Aki stepped on campus than she's pressed into service replacing a girl beat up by the swim team's overzealous male instructor. Next a psycho scientist sent in to inoculate the luscious young student bodies against a new virus makes a little error in judgment, resulting in a not-so-little flesh-eating zombie problem. Now, with most of the school and all of the teachers running amuck, eating each other, having rabid sex and juggling, it's up to Aki and her new found allies on the Girls Swim Team to send these monsters to the shower scenes!
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