Monday, March 2, 2009
By: MrDisgusting
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There still isn't much known about Dimension Films' forthcoming Piranha 3D, which is to be directed by Alex Aja from his own screenplay co-written with Gregory Levasseur. To help get deep into what will be going on in this remake, beyond the break you'll find a massive casting breakdown. Shooting is now scheduled to begin this May in Arizona. Beware of Spoilers.
[SHERIFF JULIE FORESTER] In her late 30's, she is attractive, sexy and fit! She's a woman in charge, she the local sheriff in the community of Lake Victoria, and the mother of Jake, Laura and Zane. NOTE: MUST BE COMFORTABLE WITH ACTION SCENES AND WORKING IN THE WATER! LEAD
[JAKE FORESTER] This hormonal 16-17 year old is the designated babysitter for his younger siblings, Laura and Zane. Trying to look cool in his Pixies concert t-shirt, Jake is famously shy when it comes to flirting with girls, especially Kelly, who he has a huge crush on He is lured away by the lowest rung of the entertainment industry, when he's offered a job as location scout by sleazy "Wild Wild Girls" producer Derrick Jones NOTE: MUST BE COMFORTABLE WITH ACTION SCENES AND WORKING IN AND UNDERWATER! LEAD
[KELLY] 16-17 years old, she's a cute and down to earth girl, Kelly is friendly with Jake from school and tired of his shyness - she's been waiting for him to make his move. Open to all ethnicities. NOTE: MUST BE COMFORTABLE WORKING IN AND UNDER WATER! LEAD
[NOVAK] In his mid to late 30s, an attractive, tough-looking, smart & good-natured man's man, Novak exudes confidence and charm. He is the leader of a United States Geological Survey exploration team. Open to all ethnicities. NOTE: SCUBA EXPERIENCE IS A HUGE PLUS! AND MUST UP FOR ACTION SCENES IN THE WATER. LEAD
[DERRICK JONES] In his 30's. A hyperactive guy with an HD camera, Derrick is a cameraman and a "wannabe film director," a dynamo of aggressive, predatory energy - a human piranha! He is intent on advancing his fledgling career by shooting a "Wild Wild Girls" video at Lake Victoria. Self-absorbed, imperious and obsessed with his project, Derrick has brought along two strippers to flesh out his film. Open to all ethnicities. NOTE: MUST BE COMFORTABLE WORKING IN THE WATER! LEAD
[LAURA FORESTER] An adorable, sassy and tomboyish little 10-11 year-old girl, Laura is Jake and Zane's sister. , who mercilessly mocks her older brother Jake's attempts to look sexually mature, Laura is dumped by her babysitting brother, and gets to go fishing with Zane without any adult supervision Please note height and age on submission! NOTE: MUST BE COMFORTABLE WORKING IN THE WATER! LEAD
[ZANE FORESTER] 8-10 years old, he is the adorable and smart son of Sheriff Julie Forester, and brother of Jake and Laura. Zane is best buddies with his sister Laura and is delighted to go on a fishing expedition alone with her after Jake ditches them. Please note height and age on submission! NOTE: MUST BE COMFORTABLE WORKING IN THE WATER! LEAD
[DANNI] In her mid 20's, she's a very attractive buxom girl (and they should be REAL...NOT implants!!!). Danni is the dream girl of every 16-year-old boy - a hot stripper. She's sexy, smart, on the ball and knows how to use her assets. Has an urban, edgy and East Coast feel (maybe some tattoos). Open to all ethnicities. NUDITY REQUIRED - TOPLESS & FULL NUDITY UNDERWATER) MUST BE COMFORTABLE WORKING IN THE WATER! Think a younger Dita Von Teese. Suicide Girl, Burlesque feel. LEAD
[DEPUTY FALLON] 50's, an ex-Marine, Fallon is the second man in charge at the Sheriff's department, and a good friend to Julie and her family. A tough-minded guy who has seen more than a few grim sights in his day, Fallon knows he's in for a long, grinding week of trying to keep drunken teenagers from killing themselves. But he proves heroic in the face of a ferocious invasion from beneath the surface of the water...LEAD
[CRYSTAL] early 20's. She is your classic stripper. A gorgeous California Blonde. Sweet and possibly a bit trashy, she has FAKE boobs (implants), and not too much going on upstairs. Crystal is a friend of Danni's, and has also been hired by Derrick to appear in his cheesy amateur video (NUDITY REQUIRED - TOPLESS & FULL NUDITY UNDERWATER) MUST BE COMFORTABLE WORKING IN THE WATER! SUPPORTING LEAD
[SAM] In his early 40s, with an extremely well built physique, he's a little too old for spring break, but his reckless, flirty spirit is just right. Another expert scuba diver, he's a member of Novak's undersea exploration team. Open to all ethnicities. NOTE: SCUBA EXPERIENCE IS A HUGE PLUS! MUST BE COMFORTABLE WORKING IN THE WATER! SUPPORTING LEAD
[PAULA] In her early 30s, a sparkplug of a woman who is extremely fit and a possible tomboy-ish look, she's the third member of Novak's U.S.G.S. investigative team. Another expert scuba diver, she's an experienced undersea explorer. Open to all ethnicities. NOTE: SCUBA EXPERIENCE IS A HUGE PLUS! MUST BE COMFORTABLE WORKING IN THE WATER! SUPPORTING LEAD
[MR. GOODMAN] In his 70s - 80's, he owns the local pet emporium, and is an expert on exotic fish, having collected species from the four corners of the world. A grandfatherly type, he is a walking encyclopedia on the subject of piranha fish, both modern and prehistoric... SUPPORTING LEAD
SYNOPSIS: They’re back! Every year the population of sleepy Lake Havasu explodes from 5,000 to 50,000 for a single, wild weekend - the 4th of July, a riot of sun, drunken fun and sex-crazed mayhem. But this year, there's something more to worry about than hangovers and complaints from local old timers. Havasu sits in the crater formed by a prehistoric volcanic eruption, and when earth tremors tear open a crack in the lake floor, all hell breaks through. Piranhas - a million ravenous, razor-toothed monsters, unchanged since the dawn of time. Unstoppable killing machines acting blindly under one primeval impulse: to hunt down anything that moves and strip it to the raw, bleeding bone. In seconds.
Read 17 User Comments
"should be real.....NOT IMPLANTS!!!" LOL. Should be a fun flick. |
this movie is gonna rock! i agree with walkingdeadguy they should be real ut who the hell cares? boobs are boobs lol |
Can't wait for this to come out but it's definatley like a year away atleast.. |
Starting to sound really cool! |
THIS SOUNDS GREAT! I'm officially hyped! |
Sounds fun, but I agree with Jhanse29.. we probably should be waiting another year at least. |
About time, I was wondering if the film was ever going to happen. Good to see it moving along. |
I just can't get excited over goldfish with big dentures. |
Aja rules! i'm psyched. the "NO IMPLANTS" thing is funny because that is going to limit the casting options to like, 4 women!! LOL. |
a hundred bucks says the girl with real boobs lives and the one with the fakes dies. |
$100 says they all live. Its a movie. |
The combinations of Aja, 3-D, and Piranhas sounds AWESOME.
What I am scared of is this-
DOES ANYONE KNOW IF THIS SHIT IS GOING TO BE PG13 or R??
If this is some PG-13 piece of shit I don't have to bother reading anything else about it- because I won't bother. |
I LIVE IN THE AREA, I WANNA BE AN EXTRA!!!! HEHE. |
what happens when the piranhas bite the fake boobs?? |
I wish for the life of me that I could get in on this film as I live in Northern Arizona.
The flick will be R rated because Aja and his buddy are making it. They will not skimp on the gore, that's for sure! |
Hey MrDisgusting! If you have information about how we can audition for the part as Jake Forester please send me a message or email. |
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