"How much of a fag would you have to be to be upset by this?" Well, I personally have no interest in banging dudes, but I don't like the idea of this flick. Why? Because it's a joke someone's already done. I couldn't care less about the "literary sanctity" of Jane Austen's works, because I haven't read them, and probably won't. How much of a hack do you have to be to take a one-note gag someone else has already done and throw money, time, and effort at it in an attempt to show how clever you are?