Uncle Meat's Jave Hole. That's all that needs to be said. Zombie is real creative with his writing. Sad that Brea is being dragged into this travesty.

bitch better fix that hair

Rob Zombie must be trying to make the trashiest movie ever. Uncle Meat's Jave Hole? I need a shower after just reading that!

she is one of the best or was, parts about Heroes as it was hitting the shitter. She has tons of charisma.

Even the name of a place in this film is enough to kickstart a chorus of whining. I admit that Zombie's originality being so upsetting to all these youngsters is rather amusing. Any deviation from their limited concept of "the norm" really winds them up. They seem to overreact just a bit, but that in itself is funny.

By the way, it might prove beneficial if you people actually knew what you were whining about. "Jave Hole" is obviously a typo; I might hazard a guess that the place in question might actually be a coffee bar called Uncle Meat's JAVA Hole. But what difference does it make what the place is actually called, right? It still calls for outraged whining. It actually caused someone to feel unclean after [mis]reading it. Must have been the use of the word "meat" that caused such a reaction.

Who cares what the name of a business in a movie is ? Now if it were "Uncle Meat's Glory Hole", I can understand a shower, LOL !!! I really want to read what the plot is for this. C'mon BD, keep nagging, gimme the goods.

One has to wonder what they were thinking a jave hole might actually be. Or did they bother to stop and think at all? Glad to see Daeg on board.

Does anyone else here think that "Pike" might be Rob Zombie? Or possibly his mother?

Daeg returns, great, This film is going to be flashback city starring this talentless twat and that slutbag who cant act Sherri Moon.

You blew my cover. Clever boy.

Glad to see Daeg on board? Oh my God! That fuckin' chubby kid from the first disaster? Are you huffing gasoline or something? You don't have a Jason Takes Manhatten tattoo do you?

...Or maybe Exorcist 2 on laser disc? Or a statue of the douche that directed TCM The Next Generation?

My point being that you seem to really like shit.

fuck...I was hoping zombie would just deliver a straight up Michael Myers badass-killer movie...fuck flashbacks nobody likes your backstory... didnt you listen to any of the criticism? I dug the first one but the more times I see it the more I hate the opening...I think young mike was cast horribly, Daeg is a fucking horrendous actor and one of the key elements that brought down the first. I like Rob alot but Im not so sure about his take on this series. I do hope though that Im eating my words on the 28th as I will definitely check it out.

I love Brea Grant! But the casting announcements for this movie are getting out of control. Why doesn't he just wait until the full cast is signed up and ready to start filming to reveal the full list?

Pike, once again you echo my sentiments. Really ArgentoProdigy, a broad sweeping judgement made on the basis of an insignifigant minute trivial unimportant detail? Seriously, this is your criteria for determining the merit of a movie? Wow. And a flashback with Daeg might just ruin the movie for some of you? Because he's the crux of the film, really. It is apparent that some of you have predetermined that an as yet unfilmed movie is going to suck based on the lamest grabbing at straws criteria, so why bother investing yourself in the H2 or RZ comments? I'm curious how many of you will still actually not man up to your ludicrous convictions and see it anyway. Sounds to me like a bunch of whiners with diaper rash.

this movie sounds awful, flashbacks =( make mw cry

I can't wait to see this movie as I need a good laugh.

Plenty of flashbacks so we can see his wife swing around a pole again.If your going to remake a classic,you should hav a little class.

This is like "Rob Zombie's 'Rob Zombie's Halloween.'"

She pisses me off.

I see the the minions future seeing pyschic powers are strong today. If this chic [i forgot her name already] was cuter she would look like Josie Bisset.

"dr_satan" you are so fucking funny... lol. Good one. -The Gravedancer

"dr_satan" you are so fucking funny... lol. Good one. -The Gravedancer