I still don't understand what all the hype is about, considering Jean-Claude Van Damme movies still kick the living sh*t out of any Steven Seagal film, but either way a bunch of you are pretty psyched for Sony Home Entertainment's Against the Dark, the horror film starring Mr. Ponytail himself. Over at BDTV you'll find the trailer and four stills from the film, which follows Katana master Tao (Steven Seagal) leads a special ops squad of ex-military vigilantes on a massacre mission, their target: vampires. On the post apocalyptic globe, sucked dry by bloodthirsty vampires, a few remaining survivors are trapped in an infected hospital. Tao is their only hope and he knows the only cure is execution. Now it's time for the last stand against the flesh-eating vampires and there's nothing left to lose but the last of humanity.
I can't wait to see this steaming pile of shit. I'm even going to take a day off work so I can watch it over and over again. If there was a movie of Steven banging his wife Kelly LeBrock - I would watch it. That would probably make me laugh but it would be a good kind of laugh.
This is so bad its awesome. Seagal come close to bein cool. I wanna see him karate clothesline a vampire!
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