We just got our hands on the teaser one sheet for Justin Armao's indie horror comedy BLOODSUCKA JONES, which is now shooting in Orange County, CA. This is the story of Dave King. He was just dumped by his girlfriend but it is okay because he meets the girl of his dreams who turns out to be a vampire. Her vampire friends and family want Dave dead but she loves him. So Dave enlists the help of Tony a bumbling wannabe vampire hunter and his favorite comic book hero Bloodsucka Jones to save the day. Wacky superbitchin' Hi Jinks ensue.
Hhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...ha. NOT FUNNY, Just Stupid. When you can only get a 3rd grader to make your poster the movie is sure to be a travesty. Not that I had the slightest interest to begin with.
Wow....this is shit..literally...a kid just came up and shat all over my computer..this can't be 4 real.....
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