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B-D Review: 'Animals' One of the Worst Horror Films Ever Made
Tuesday, November 18, 2008


By: MrDisgusting
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This weekend I sat down to watch the highly anticipated Animals, the big budget adaptation to Craig Spector's novel about man's internal rage. What I witnessed was nothing short of an atrocity. "ANIMALS fails on every single level and left me in a state of shock. When it was all said and done I would have needed to fill an entire notebook to list all of the problems. I highly recommend watching this film only to witness what is one of the single worst horror movies ever made. Although difficult to make it from start to finish, it’s so bad that it actually becomes captivating... I think credit it due for Director Arnold Cassius (a pseudonym for Douglas Aarniokoski) who turns in quite possibly one of the worst horror films ever made." Click the title above for the full review.



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thedescent08
7:23pm, November 18, 2008

This looks terrible. It got a 10/10 review on IMDB — but I'm "sure" it has nothing to do with the reviewer being a crew member on the film. anyway, i'm eager to see if this could be worse than zombies gone wild, the tomb, or wicked lake. i doubt it, but you never know

djblack1313
7:37pm, November 18, 2008

wow. this is worse than Prom Night 2008?! it MUST be bad. LOL.

JoshDestruction
7:55pm, November 18, 2008

at least i wont be dissapointed in a movie that i never expected anything from to begin with.

JohnMarrone
8:19pm, November 18, 2008

Way to cut it up chief. As much as we love the genre, it is our responsibility to all to weed out the crap! Other zeros: The Morgue, Horrors of War, The Toybox. For God sakes! Run people!!! RUN!!!

MrDisgusting
8:39pm, November 18, 2008

Lol, running..... Im running!!!

Midnightsailor
9:03pm, November 18, 2008

I run from just about every movie that's announced. =\

coldblood
11:40pm, November 18, 2008

This movie got released on dvd. And we are still waiting for any kind of release for Trick R' Treat, The Poughkeepsie Tapes, and Paranormal Activity. The wrong movies are sliding through. The studios must have the shit filter in backwards or something.

ScaryJerry
11:42pm, November 18, 2008

Wait... What are you saying? Did you not like it? Mr. D you are SOOO not being upfront about how you feel. Are you sure you didn't see "The Happening"? Now there was a flying turd biscuit heading towards a fan.

Kaname Tousen
12:00am, November 19, 2008

Worst then Halloween, Worst then the Happening? Worst then dare I say Lady in the water? worst then HOUSE OF THE DEAD(1 and 2) and BLOODRAYNE DAMN!

Texican666
12:06am, November 19, 2008

I would bet my left nut this movie is the greatest movie in the world next to Twilight. We all know Mr. Disgusting has a huge hard on for that piece of shit.

labyrinthworm
1:36am, November 19, 2008

i will be interested to see how this banks on my top 5 most hated horror films which include : Mr. Jingles, The Tomb, Dark Reality, Soul Survivors, and the Machined (and Feed). Nothing like getting through an honestly terrible horror film, so I will have to watch to see how it stacks up

slitwristthoery
1:46am, November 19, 2008

How can you call Twilight a piece of shit? Granted I'm sure its going to suck. but its unfair to judge a film before you see it. Hell, before it release.

Mikie
6:56am, November 19, 2008

we need to make a list of the top worst horror movies of 2008. as well as the best.

gorebath
9:11am, November 19, 2008

I've read the book....it's about werewolves...not internal rage,,,, WTF?

Gunde
10:59am, November 19, 2008

Has it been released?

thedescent08
2:03pm, November 19, 2008

People who haven't seem ZOMBIES GONE WILD should feel very lucky!!! Tex Massacre also said it's the worst movie of all time.

HorrorFan101
8:49pm, November 20, 2008

I agree with coldblood i mean i saw a trailer for Trick R' Treat so damn long ago and iam pretty sure it said it was being released shortly and that must have been at least a year ago. Then i saw a add for it coming to DVD and that was a while ago to :( . Same with the Poughkeepsie tapes.


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