Yeah, forget this original story with a brand new cast of characters! Scrap this project and go back to Ash fighting Deadites, but this time do it in Nakatome Towers and have him run around without pants on... cuz, like, that would be cool. Yeah, and give him a fire hand, cuz that would be cool. Dude! And then, you could like totally make Ash vs. Jaws and it could totally rock. No one wants to see an original movie with brand new characters like this stuff... and, like, who wants to mix horror with comedy? Dude! Remake the Omen again... only this time, have Ash like totally get medieval on Damien, but have him work with Travolta from Pulp Fiction cuz that would, like, be cool or somethin'! Alternately, I could just look forward to this movie and be glad Raimi still enjoys working in a genre where the fan boys sit around writing stupid crap about how he NEEDS to make Evil Dead 4 or he's a sell out.