TWO FRONT TEETH is a delightful Yuletide gore-fest written and co-directed by Jamie Nash (Seventh Moon, Altered) and co-directed by David Sckrabulis, soon available on home video! This sure to be holiday perennial stars Johnny Francis Wolf, Megan Pearson, Michael Brecher, Joseph L. Johnson, and Eric Messner. Arriving on DVD November 25th. Read on for a trailer and synopsis.
It's the night before Christmas, and Gabe Snow, a tabloid writer haunted by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, is investigating a Yuletide conspiracy.
Gabe knows the terrible truth behind the crash of the ill-fated Flight 1225. He alone knows and that the plane was brought down one foggy Christmas Eve by a flying creature with a "glowing nose".
The blood-sucking vampire, Santa Claus, knows that Gabe knows, and has put him on his hit list. The demonic fury of the North Pole has been unleashed and an army of zombie elves, who have no interest in toys, pointy hats or dentistry, are about to turn Gabe's white Christmas blood red.
How the hell does a movie with this dick-cheese of a concept even get made? This thing is coming out on dvd and we have been waiting two years for Trick r' Treat to get some kind of release...... This is bullshit.
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