Good Kryst! Hey! Did you know that Rob was into painting and shit! Really! You've got to check out all these great pieces of art that are coming out! I'm sure there is no way that we will EVER be able to purchase reproductions of these fantastically shitty white-trash celebrations of... nothing.
Say, why don't we all take a "cool" sounding name, such as, Rabid Weasel, and make it about a Canadian Mounty that has just had enough and takes to the mountains to teach inbred hillbillies a lesson? Who's with me?
Ah fuck it. I'm sick of his shit.
HO1C: Fun
Devil's Rejects: Perfect.
Halloween: OH MY FUCKING KRYST! WHAT HAPPENED?
Tyranosaurus Rex: All my friends still need jobs and I love redneck bullshit.
Fuck off.