Salma Hayeks bearded character could pass as the wife of Benicio Del Toro's Wolfman character, imagine the offspring from those two...Scooby Doo? Lassie? Wilmer Valderama? I've seen some women police officers with more hair on their face than Salma. Imagine being arrested by one. You have the right to remain silent, but any comments about my beard and I will unleash the man inside me.