Give us some Coming Of Age Retarded, Blind, Wheel Chair bound, Helmeted Wearing, Deformed, Morbidly Fat, Psychically Handicapped, Mentally Retarded Kids. Mix em up a bit.
Add some Hot Ass Camp Councilors who love to fuck like rabbits.
Our group of Shortbusers pair up and befriend one another. They sneak out one night and follow a hot ass female councilor and her boyfriend deep into the woods. Hoping to catch a glimpse of some hot Tit/Fuck show. Jason crashes the Fuck fest kills the Bitch and her Boyfreind. Jason goes after the kids who were spying on them. The one in the wheelchair who was carried on the big dumb ones back is killed.
They race into the councilors cabins screaming up a shit storm. Guess what, no one believes them...
But the Dead Mungoloid Dude and the Gimp who Yoda'ed on his back can't be found. So Everyone heads out too the woods with flash lights...
Oh fuck yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Fuck this Teenybopper Nancy Drew and Hardy Boy shit. Give us something like the above...