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Uwe Boll Sets 'Postal' to Release Against Indiana Jones
Monday, March 3, 2008


By: MrDisgusting
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Uwe Boll, what an interesting personality, known for his promotional stunts he has yet to deliver a film that actually "performs" in the theaters - he's quickly becoming the anti-William Castle. Today he sent an e-mail out exclaiming that he will now release his horror-comedy Postal in theaters May 23, the same day as INDIANA JONES' return. "On the Indiana Jones weekend - May 23 - we will go out and destroy Indiana Jones in the Box Office! We all know that Harrison Ford is older as my grandpa and his time is up - would Michael Moore say!" Good luck with that. Read on to see what else he had to say.

Boll wasn't finished, "Spielberg gets sloppy. We saw that with War of the Worlds (why the fuck the older brother survived?) and also in parts of Jaws, E.T., Munich etc.! My performance in Postal as 'Nazi Theme Park Owner' outperforms easily Ben Kingsley in Schindler's List!"

Does he seriously think people will take him seriously?

In POSTAL: Living on Social Security and unemployed, DUDE desperately seeks employment, but instead finds a life of violent action and adventure when he teams up with his UNCLE DAVE, a financially strapped cult leader, in an effort to rip off an amusement park, only to find that the Taliban are trying the same heist simultaneously.

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Chancedude
9:54pm, March 3, 2008

Hahaha. Postal is gonna tank. I'm sorry, but Harrison Ford and Shia LaBeauf are definitely going to dominate in the new Indiana Jones movie. Uwe Boll's movies have all sucked so far. He is so full of himself. What a scumbag.

flesheater123
10:21pm, March 3, 2008

Hey uwe why don't you go die you nazi scumbag, maybe if you make decent movies maybe we'll listen. The guy is a joke. maybe I can make a movie called KILL UWE and in it we hunt him down ask him questions and kill him for real. yes I will be in jail and prob be killed myself but i will feel much better knowing I have saved at least 1 part of humanity.

Zodiackilla13
10:24pm, March 3, 2008

Have to wait and see. He won't do better in the box office cuz everybody is in to these weak ass remakes that only bring over the hill joke of actors back to the light, f'n pathetic. Postal will be 10 times the flick indiana jones is, cuz it's all bout originality. The clip i saw of postal was hilarious. Hopefully the rest of the flick is like that. good luck Uwe boll.

CJ_01976
10:40pm, March 3, 2008

I hope Boll is being silly because if he is serious then he has truly gone dellusional. I don't think he will ever have a succesful film here anyway.

ZombieMadness13
11:02pm, March 3, 2008

My performance in Postal as 'Nazi Theme Park Owner' outperforms easily Ben Kingsley in Schindler's List!" He can't really be serious... can he?

PatternGhost
11:05pm, March 3, 2008

I saw the trailer and thought to myself "Is Uwe Boll is directing a Troma movie?!?" Its pretty obvious that Boll is not serious. Hes a pretty funny guy and would probably do pretty well if he stuck to comedy. And to everyone who thinks hes really a nazi maybe you should do some research on him. He made several movies in Germany critizing how the German govt. ignores the growing neo-nazi movement over there. His character in Postal is SATIRE!!!!

sethmanson
11:06pm, March 3, 2008

yeeeeeeeeeeah, riiiiiiiight, haha.

theGuardian86
11:33pm, March 3, 2008

What a fucking flake. I've heard Paris Hilton say smarter shit.

pissing_lasers
12:13am, March 4, 2008

Wow...what a load of dog sh*t...this person is either joking or a complete di*k tard, "crystal skull" may not be horror,but it will more than likely stomp out anything that week...too old or no,its fuc*ing indiana jones,man...

jasonlives1986
12:24am, March 4, 2008

I admit, this movie looks like his best effort, might be the writer. But I think were doing him no favors at this point by allowing him to promote his movie when he has shown that not only does his movies blow, but he as a person blows with all the excuses and throwing under the busses as to why they do suck. And he is just an undeserving cocky bastard.

slapyou
12:42am, March 4, 2008

I've had it with this dick head. I pray to god that Postal fucking tanks hard.

ultrazilla2000
12:55am, March 4, 2008

It's obvious he's being a smart ass in this article, if anyone thinks he's being serious, they are a TARD. BUT, you have to admit it's a smart move on his part to open against Indy. Why? Because when the movie tanks like all his others did, he'll be able to throw up his hands and say in defense, "my movie was competing against one of the most popular film series of all time! Why are you blaming ME for it's failure?". Makes perfect sense!

deusdiabolus
12:59am, March 4, 2008

Uwe Boll, Bill O'Reilly, Ann Coulter and George Bush need to go somewhere and play poker. Preferably somewhere we will never have to endure them again.

slapyou
1:22am, March 4, 2008

Fuck poker. They should play Russian Roulette.

South_park300
1:46am, March 4, 2008

boll's career has pretty much ended anyways. i'll order some mcnuggets from him at mcdonalds next year

Zombie Hell
5:25am, March 4, 2008

The whole thing is it doesn't matter what this dumb talentless bastard releases against. Hollywood could pull all their movies from all theaters and just have a Uwe Boll film out there to see, and it still wouldn't hit number one. The guy is a total fucking joke and everyone knows it. Nuff said.

horrorchick81
7:48am, March 4, 2008

yea.....ok.....indy jones is gonna blow postal out of the water.

sethdlh
9:30am, March 4, 2008

my money is going to postal. indy will be in theaters for a month

Nick402
3:15pm, March 4, 2008

Actually, we're not tards for thinking he is serious, because unfortunately he isn't joking. If he is idiotic enough to say his films are masterpieces, then he is certainly idiotic enough to say this.

Lance from FilmDrunk
3:28pm, March 4, 2008

I'M PETITIONING UWE BOLL TO FIGHT ME. PLEASE JOIN! http://www.filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=1260

theGuardian86
4:12pm, March 4, 2008

Who-ever pays to see Postal in theatres deserves to die in their seat.

tymishu78
6:19pm, March 4, 2008

From what I seen. Postal looks like it's going to be very entertaining. At least its not some lame remake.

jmontilla2786
5:30am, March 5, 2008

quick question...when does sequel=remake?

bloody mental
7:45am, March 6, 2008

WTF???? All of Uwe Bolls films have bombed at the box office most have gone straight to dvd. He is so full of himself he will never in a million lifetimes beat Spielberg at the cinema what a total arse he deserves a kick in the teeth and a slap for making diabolicaly bad films.

evan
12:45pm, April 3, 2008

Found the link to this story over at http://infoaddict.com and had to run over here and comment about what an idiot Uwe Boll is! To even think that his movie would have a chance against Indy is sheer stupidity.

bile demon
2:38am, April 10, 2008

lmao! Uwe cracks me up


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