Today Brookstreet Pictures posted a new poster for Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (review, trailer), which will premiere at the Slamdance film festival this month. Directed by Jon Knautz, the film features Jack Brooks, who has a major anger issue, who goes toe-to-toe with a monster outbreak. Click the title above for more info or read on for the poster.
CRAP!!! omg... poor robert, i admire him so much, yet to come ti this piece of disgraceful shit i'm not so sure... the trailer alone had me offended, this is just a mokcery to good horror, CGI, animation, puppets... the monsters need to look real... these are puppets and fucking gay ones at that... the cover sucks... it's like a 10 yr old drew it in art class lolz, and wtf? lame tagline, "i use to be a plumber" like that wants me to go out and hire/buy it... a guy who slays monsters who has no experience at all at anything but plumbing! sounds worse then evil dead lolz! overall, the cover, the movie, the make up effects and sotryline are all gay! so yea... if this movie keeps producing this kinda crap i hate to see what future horror is coming too, i really thought it ended with evil dead and the crap pieces of shit like prom night 2, but obviously with this shit and movies like the rage... it never went away at all!
Chrisby, seriously no respect for the artist at all. I suppose this could be the skill level of a ten year old savant, considering the time put into drafting, color placement, dynamic pose and finally a finished product; all in all about 20+ hours worth the work. Not to mention your putting the livelyhood of numerous groundbreaking artists down. From concept to sculpture, fabrication, storyboarding directing and acting. I'm sure you have more dexterity in sucking cheese dust off your hopelessly swolen and greasy digits.
This said I am a freelance artist and have done work for some halloween prop production companies, it's not an easy field to break into and I have immense admiration and respect for anyone considered skilled and reliable enough to work on these projects.
I would pity you if you dared called these individuals skilless to their faces.
Jamison
I love it, it reminds me of a dark horse comic, top
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