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Hollywood Strike Call For A Studio Exorcism Tomorrow Morning!
Monday, November 26, 2007

By: MrDisgusting

There's only one way to clean the demons out of Hollywood, and that's with an exorcism. Holloween may have come and gone but the writers striking in Hollywood still see evil all around them, which is why one studio will be "exorcised" tomorrow morning! Read on to check out the e-mail we received and then watch this spot for videos from the strike soon. Dammit Hollywood, pay they people already!

STUDIO EXORCISM

IN A TOWN WHERE ACCOUNTING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS�
WHERE BOOKS ARE COOK�D LIKE WITCHES� BREW,
AND NET PROFITS ARE CANNIBALIZED
AND PASSED THROUGH THE BOWELS OF DARKNESS�
WHERE RESIDUALS FORMULAE ARE WROUGHT
BY PRESTIDIGITATORY ART�
AND FAIR COMPENSATION IS A DISTANT DREAM�
ONE GUILD RISKED EVERYTHING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
AND SO CAN YOU.
JOIN US.

WHERE: XXX
WHEN: NOVEMBER 27TH, 2007 @ 11:30 AM
WHO: THE ORDER OF WGA HORROR WRITERS
WHY: WHY NOT?
DRESS CODE: BLACK
(FREE �HORROR WRITERS ON STRIKE � WE EAT SCABS� T-SHIRTS WILL BE PROVIDED ON A FIRST-COME, FIRST-SERVE BASIS)

HERE FOLLOWETH OUR BATTLE PLANS

EXORCISM RITES WILL BE PERFORMED TO RID MOVIE STUDIOS OF DIABOLIC INFESTATION.
AN EULOGY WILL BE GIVEN FOR THE OLD MBA,
WHICH EXPIRED POST-MATURELY ON HALLOWEEN �07
A MOMENT OF SILENCE WILL BE OBSERVED
IN MEMORY OF THE LATE GREAT IRA LEVIN.

While we are cautiously optimistic about the AMPTP�s scheduled return to the Faustian bargaining table, now is NOT the time for Us to lower our guard. Our fair Guild supports this position and encourages Us to keep the heat on as we fight for a fair deal. We hope we can count on YOU for help.

PLEASE R.S.V.P. A.S.A.P.

Source: Bloody-Disgusting.com

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