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Old 04-18-2013, 02:01 PM   #1
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Starring Johnny Depp and Armie Hammer (The Social Network). Directed by Gore Verbinski, in theaters July 3rd.

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Native American warrior Tonto recounts the untold tales that transformed John Reid, a man of the law, into a legend of justice.



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Gotta be honest this looks awful!

Every time I was in the theater and the trailer popped up people were laughing at Johnny Depp.
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Looks like shit.
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Starring Johnny Depp and Armie Hammer (The Social Network). Directed by Gore Verbinski, in theaters July 3rd.

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I love how The Lone Ranger not only doesn't get top billing over the sidekick, but he isn't even centered in the poster.

This is going to bomb hard.
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I like it.
Yeah looks like fun to me.
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Actually looks like a big, loud blast of a movie... and Gore Verbinski is directing and I love his other movies (even all three Pirates movies are pretty wild fun.. guilty pleasures). Most definitely a matinee movie haha

Probably isn't very good... but looks fun!
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I reckon this looks like a lot fun, but it's 2.5 hours.

Why do these movies need to be so bloody long ?
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I reckon this looks like a lot fun, but it's 2.5 hours.

Why do these movies need to be so bloody long ?
Holy shit! I didn't realize it was such a long movie.

Looks like the few reviews that have come in aren't very positive. Doesn't surprise me... Johnny Depp hasn't had this epic of a flop in ages. Granted he hasn't exactly been picking the best movies in my opinion, I believe most of them were financial hits. Although the trailers seem to be pushing that dude from the Social Network as the lead.
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Looks fun, I'll probably check it out over the holiday weekend...
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