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Old 03-07-2013, 10:51 AM   #1
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Default Machete Kills (2013)

In theaters September 13th.



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In Machete Kills, Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man - he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

The first could've been better, but I still enjoyed it quite a bit. Definitely interested to see how this sequel turns out. Anyone else looking forward?
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Old 03-07-2013, 10:54 AM   #2
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Oh' yeah, this will be awesome. Rodriguez has this B-movie crazyness down pat.
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Full cast... Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Charlie Sheen, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, DemiŠn Bichir, Alexa Vega, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding, Jr., William Sadler, Marko Zaror, and Mel Gibson.
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That picture made my fucking brain explode.

Anyway, I'm really looking forward to this one. I really liked the first one, even though it could've been better. This one looks crazier, and the cast is absolutely insane.
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That picture made my fucking brain explode.

Anyway, I'm really looking forward to this one. I really liked the first one, even though it could've been better. This one looks crazier, and the cast is absolutely insane.
Yeah, the cast is solid for the most part. Amber Heard FTW!

The trailer in Grindhouse was better than the actual Machete film, in my opinion... keeping my fingers crossed that this sequel will kick ass.
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In theaters September 13th.


That poster looks ridiculous. Feminists will once again open the gates of hell.
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reminds me of the fembots from Austin Powers. Instead of gas, i guess you get bullets.
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How do you load it (them)?

What if you run out of bullets during a firefight, do you have to disrobe to slap in another clip?

Doesn't it get hot? What about recoil? What sort of caliber are we talking here?

Where the hell is the trigger?

How do I get one (two)?
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I really enjoyed the first one! The second sounds excellent with an even better cast.
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