White House Rejects Petition to build Death Star - BLOODY-DISGUSTING

Rusted · 01-12-2013, 06:04 AM

This is cool. The tongue in cheek response is golden.

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The White House today responded to a petition that that demanded resources and funding be secured to finance the construction of a Death Star by 2016.

You see, American citizens have a constitutional right to petition our government and with the internet it’s easier than ever. All you have to do is go to whitehouse.gov, sign up and you’re on your way to starting an official petition. The White House is obligated to respond if a petition reaches a certain amount of verified signatures, usually 25,000.

So, somebody petitioned the Obama Administration to build a Death Star and that petition got nearly 35,000 signatures, so the White Issued a response, from Paul Shawcross, chief of the White House Office of Management and Budget’s science and space branch.

I could run down how awesome and nerdy this petition is, but why don’t you read it for yourself:

Frey · 01-12-2013, 07:01 AM

Haha! At least Mr. Shawcross had a sense of humor about it and wasnt a dick like most government officials. I should start a petetion on the WH site to legalize pot nationwide.

Willowfang · 01-12-2013, 09:01 AM

"We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it."

Riiiiight

ladynos · 01-12-2013, 10:16 AM

Nice! That definitely made me smile.

Rusted · 01-12-2013, 06:42 PM

The response to the petition is priceless.

Good to see they have a sense of humour.

Mr. Bill · 01-14-2013, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Willowfang

"We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it."

Riiiiight

The Revelator · 01-15-2013, 07:24 AM

People will use anything to put the current presidential administration in a negative light.

Get a life. This shit is funny.

Mr. Bill · 01-15-2013, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by The Revelator

People will use anything to put the current presidential administration in a negative light.

Get a life. This shit is funny.

Nobody here said the article wasn't funny. However this "administration" is a piece of shit (as most are) and I'll go ahead and say it whenever I feel like it, what Willow said was accurate and just as funny

The Revelator · 01-15-2013, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Bill

Nobody here said the article wasn't funny. However this "administration" is a piece of shit (as most are) and I'll go ahead and say it whenever I feel like it, what Willow said was accurate and just as funny

'Merca

What we need is guns and to get that commie outta office.

I'm kidding. But people really think in those terms, which is both hysterical and unsettling.

craftychicka · 01-17-2013, 08:08 PM

My teenage self would have printed this out and put it on my wall. lol Nice to see a sense of humor from 'the man'.

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Rusted Paranoid Android Rusted has no status. Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 19,663	The response to the petition is priceless. Good to see they have a sense of humour. __________________

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Frey BANNED Frey is here to fulfill Ra's Al Ghul's destiny! Join Date: May 2010 Location: Virginia Posts: 1,832	Haha! At least Mr. Shawcross had a sense of humor about it and wasnt a dick like most government officials. I should start a petetion on the WH site to legalize pot nationwide.

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craftychicka Fresh Kill craftychicka is exceeding the limits of awesome. Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: South of nowhere Posts: 426	My teenage self would have printed this out and put it on my wall. lol Nice to see a sense of humor from 'the man'.