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Old 12-02-2012, 02:22 AM   #21
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With what? A pair of scissors? I don't have one of those.
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Old 12-02-2012, 05:28 AM   #22
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Well I decided to shave some of my pubic region
That's so hot, or at least it'll feel as though it's burning in about a day or so. You'll need a good salve and a smooth whiskey.
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Today is Scarlett's 2nd birthday. I'm so proud of the amazing growth she's made in the past year. She says please and thank you without being prompted most times and she's such a fast learner. Yesterday at Old McDonald's Farm she learned and mimicked how each of the animals like to be fed. Either from the hand or dropped in the bowl or spread on the ground. Happy birthday booger head!
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Today is Scarlett's 2nd birthday. I'm so proud of the amazing growth she's made in the past year. She says please and thank you without being prompted most times and she's such a fast learner. Yesterday at Old McDonald's Farm she learned and mimicked how each of the animals like to be fed. Either from the hand or dropped in the bowl or spread on the ground. Happy birthday booger head!
That certainly seems preferable to seeing her hover around the knife drawer.
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Old 12-02-2012, 10:24 AM   #25
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Well I decided to shave some of my pubic region just now and I cut myself with the razor. It didn't hurt but it bled quite badly. First time I have done that. A first for everything, they say. I just applied a bandaid so hopefully all will heal soon.
Get ready for the non stop itch. You won't be able to walk 2 steps without scratching that area.
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Those two new metal songs from Jason Newsted sound great.
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Old 12-02-2012, 06:09 PM   #27
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Either you lot are drunk, still hung over from yesterday, or just being lazy. Where is everyone?
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Old 12-02-2012, 06:16 PM   #28
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Either you lot are drunk, still hung over from yesterday, or just being lazy. Where is everyone?
BEHIND YOU.
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Not in the butt daddy!
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